X Enduction
Mark E Smith meets X Hey there fuckface! Hey there fuckface! THIS IS THE HOME OF THE VAIN! THIS IS THE HOME OF THE VAIN! MESSAGE FOR YER! MESSAGE FOR YER! “Honest to goodness the…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Nausea (Sudden Death remix)
A tribute to Bernard Brook-Partridge, Tory GLC boss who, back in the heyday of punk, said: “Most of these groups would be vastly improved by sudden death.” Remixed version of ‘Nausea’ from the album…
Peon Creep
Radiohead meets Captain Beefheart. from the album Scrape My Data Off, Baby by Captain Braveheart see also:
One Love, You Big Dummy
When Bob Marley met Captain Beefheart. from the album Scrape My Data Off, Baby by Captain Braveheart
Scrape My Data Off, Baby
Captain Braveheart returns with an album full of hits pasted on to the Captain Beefheart LP ‘ Lick My Decals Off, Baby.’ Tracks: Scrape My Data Off, Baby Back To Dark One Love, You Big…
King Of The Cringe
Jeremy Vine for rent To the monarchy or government Just how low can he bow How now can he kow tow Oh ma’am what shall we do Even a raised eyebrow will do I’ll…
Cabaret Voltaylor
Taylor Swift’s new album has been mispressed as a compilation of rare UK electronica from the ’90s, causing confusion amongst her fans. So, I mixed together Cabaret Voltaire’s ‘Nag Nag Nag’ with Swift’s ‘All…
Too Many Johnsons
Piece of cake! Ooh Ooh Too many Johnsons living at No.10 Too many reaching for a piece of cake Too many Johnsons – it does not make sense Too many – give us a…
Do You Know What You’re Scrolling For?
Do you know what you’re scrolling for? Is there a text or image you just can’t ignore? What are you scrolling for? Do you know? Do you get what you’re hopin’ for Do you…
Lizard Of Osborne
I live in the Houses of Parliament I like prostitutes and Charlie and I am the Lizard of Osborne The Lizard of Osborne Hatched from a Faberge egge I am the chancer of the…