Lizard Of Osborne
I live in the Houses of Parliament I like prostitutes and Charlie and I am the Lizard of Osborne The Lizard of Osborne Hatched from a Faberge egge I am the chancer of the…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Environmental Cognitive Recreativity
There’s a hippopotamus, a hippopotamus, in Glenrothemus, made of tin* A hippopotamus A hippopotamus A hippopotamus made of tin How did it get there? How did it get there? How did it get there?…
The Commies Are Coming
Hi, I’m Matt Le Tissier I’ve got reds under my bed A communist takeover is slyly Being implemented They are very clever But they don’t fool everyone This is the time for action (time…
Bloodbath
Charles Pooter gets an ‘orrible fright whilst bathing. From the album Diary Of A Nobody feat. Ivor Cutler
Diary Of A Nobody feat. Ivor Cutler
Here is the unofficial soundtrack to Ken Russell’s film of ‘Diary Of A Nobody’ featuring the music of Ivor Cutler augmented with some of Mr Cutler’s finest harmonium work. Tracks: The Laurels I Don’t Often…
Rwanderer
Well, I’m the type of girl who likes to run her mouth off Never in one place, I’ve ran from post, I’ve pissed off I was worse than Priti, but we’re all the same…
Artificial Indifference
The latest Half Bam Half Whisky album is here. Tracks: A.I.(Emergency Alert) I Was A Teenage HP Lovecraft Fan Beachball Security Guard Kettled By The Rozzers Squirrel In My House Wes Step We Gaily (Diddley…
Hologram Of Love
In a world of wonders, where dreams collide, There’s a child, unique, they can’t hide, They shimmer in the darkness, a spectral light, Identifying as a hologram, shining so bright. (Chorus) They say, “You’re…
Wes
Wes Anderson makes stlyish movies Ken Loach’s tend to be more gritty With a colourful bird of prey Ken’s cinéma vérité Could make a great documentary On Wes making a movie (A great documentary)…
Throbbing Thistle III
The third Throbbing Thistle album is here. By order of the Throbbing Thistle. Tracks: Release The Batshit Crazies Coronation Shit Deep Jump Sowsages It’s The Same The Whole World Over Haarmony You Always Want Fife…