Awry
There was a time I looked up to people Then I grew up and looked down on people Then I thought everyone was equal Except you and you and you and you Now everything’s…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
High Horses
Watching poor tories Suffer again Now they’ve decided That they are in pain False victimhood babies Say they can’t admit They are conservative Without taking a hit On their High horses Getting carried away…
Squint
Lately, we’ve been going so crazy Lately, nothing seems to be going right So I just discovered a word I Never knew was just used in Scotland The word is squint, squint, squint Squint,…
Know Yer Rights
This is a public service announcement With guitar Know your rights All three of them Number one You have the right to call out pettiness Stupidity is a crime! Whether it is done By…
A Drunk Man Looks At Throbbing Thistle (part 5)
Hugh MacDiarmid reads from A Drunk Man Looks At The Thistle backed by Throbbing Thistle. Originally from the album Rhythm & Bombast and now featured in the Reckless compilation Now That’s What I Call…
Fedrullizzzummm
Gordon Brown drones on about his favourite subject backed by The Ramones song ‘Pinhead.’ Gabba gabba hey! Gary Gibbon hey! Title by Rose Garnett @dead_central
Now I Know How Theresa May Felt
Alex Cole Hamilton is my MSP A pompous, patronising prig is he He loves Jo Swinson like a sister in his head And here is something else he also said: Now I know how…
Jacob Rees Cunt
Another cringeworthy Mogg outing, but this time with a pithy critique.
Braemar
The last time I was in Braemar it wisnae freezing We were driving along a single track road When a jeep came along, we saw the queen was driving So we pulled into a…
Cowdenbeath Goth
At Cowdenbeath Goth Friday domino winner Was Robbo Jock Moran was disqualified A sinner He chapped when he could play And wee Jimmy Izzat was grannied Wullie Smith had hard lines The rest o…