Articles by Tommy Mackay

Who’s That?

  Who’s that standing at my window? Who’s that standing by the door? Who’s that moving even closer I’m sure I’ve seen her before Who’s that standing in the hallway? Who’s that walking up the…


Fingertips

The t-shirt of the album of the song. This LP was originally released in 2006. Way back in 1992, They Might Be Giants released ‘Apollo 18’. On that album was a unique track called ‘Fingertips’…


Lamb Island Is Officially Rat Free

  Spoon bender Uri Geller’s East Lothian island is declared officially rat free The bird population had been threatened with predation Now the island’s officially rat free The island’s called The Lamb and it lies…



Milf Sword Thirst

  Poundland headband decoration Poundland headband decoration Poundland headband decoration Poundland headband decoration Milf sword thirst* The heroine of the coronation (Poundland headband decoration) Four cats, forecast: ruination (Poundland headband decoration) A million tories burst…


Keir Caldy

  Ooh ooh Let’s all chant Ooh ooh Let’s all chant Keir caldy Keir caldy Everybody loves Keir caldy Keir caldy Keir caldy Can’t they see he’s just a Tory Keir caldy Keir caldy He’s…




Crafty

  Steve Bray and Darren Grimes stramash-up to the tune of  The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers. from the album ‘Now That’s What I Call Nat C.’ see also:


My First Gig

50 years ago today, I went to my very first gig – David Bowie at the Empire Theatre, Edinburgh. What a night. There’s a  very bad YouTube sound recording of it below, but I’ve made…