Articles by Tommy Mackay

Now That’s What I Call Nat C

Compilation of all the worst bits from the National Conservative conference. Tracks: Springtime For NatCs Fascism Mucked Up Twice Get Thee To Detention Crafty She’s Got It Everybody Talking Woke Mind Virus Identities Majority Rights…


Get Thee To Detention

  Unhinged Katherine Birbalsingh burbles on at the NatC conference to the tune of ‘Money’s Too Tight To Mention.’ from the  album Now That’s What I Call Nat C  


Sexy Negligee

  Poem by frustrated Match Of The Day viewer set to music and read by Jimmy Hill. Original footage here:  


This Is Boring

  I’ve got friends in low places You don’t want to go there Their miserable faces Can only sit and stare Nothing’s lovely All the time I’ve got friends in high places You don’t want…


Sanity Is Not Statistical

Chapter Ten in the Diary Of A Musical Nobody. Tracks: Fists Up Bonus Boss Shop Steward Face Away Sanity Is Not Statistical Hostile Keep It To Yourself Disaster Saving Up Nothing To Say Punk Rock…


Chee Chee Chee

  Fall drummer, Simon Wolstencroft has revealed that when he joined The Fall, Mark E Smith had written a Eurovision song. Imagine!? Well, I tried to. Using an instrumental outtake from the album Country On…


Eurovision On Speed

The Reckless Eurovision Song Contest is always on.  If you don’t have the time to listen to all 42 entries, here they are condensed into one adrenalin packed video. What’s your favourite?   Check out…


UK State Police

  Union Jackers flashing me It’s the UK State Police Know your place and take the knee For the UK State Police You’re too poor, too daft, too wee It’s the UK State Police What…



Reach Me

  Oh come away, come away Oh come away, come away Won’t you be my Roman galley slave Won’t you be just like me for a day Oh come away, come away Oh come away,…