Articles by Tommy Mackay

Coronation Shit

  You can shove your coronation up your arse You can shove your coronation up your arse You can shove your coronation Shove your coronation Shove your coronation up your arse see also:


Kettled By The Rozzers

  The Home Secretary Is pretty fucking scary Calls the cops to the corner shop To stop them getting lary It’s getting pretty raucous In the local post office Save us Suella from the hell…


Stigma & Style

Chapter Nine in the Diary Of A Musical Nobody. Tracks: Bully Boy Tomorrow’s Big Surprise Piece Of Nonsense Passing Phase Isn’t That Hard Another Stupid Fable Over The Hill Seriousness Kill A Hippy Reach Me…


Ina and Agnes

  Wherever you go and whatever you say You will find a lot of people Disagreeing with the GRA Well we’re tired of it all So we thought we’d make a stand, as it goes…


Extra High Tension

  Extra high tension – a phrase that I mention And I only say it to get some attention I hope you can see I can cope with the pressure Of extra high tension Extra…


A.I. (Emergency Alert)

  Eh, I made a song of the emergency alert I am not alarmed but my ears are hurt So now if it goes off and just before you’re dead You won’t be able to…


Peninsula Mentality

  If you’re feeling insular Get to a peninsula Like South Korea, Italy or Fife You can escape the commonplace If you are willing to embrace The peninsular mentality of life If you’ve got a…


Bully Boy

  Hi, hi bully boy What you found, what’s your new joy? Look right, jailbird son I’m coming round to spoil your fun Fear, dread, bully boy Don’t be smart, don’t be so coy Run,…


Dominic Raab, Oaf

  I don’t know what misogyny means Words are not my strong point you see Doo doo doo.. Woman or man, just give me a sign Catch me breathing out my mouth every time Do…


The Age Of Absurdity

  Zuckerberg and Bezos in the house And Elon Musk aligned with Mars All the weird rich guys are in control And everyone up their own arse This is the dawning of the age of…