Now That’s What I Call 2019
Remember last year? It seems so long ago. Here’s an album celebrating some of the best songs from the Daily Reckless in 2019. All free. Knock yourselves out. Get it here.
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2020
You’d think that I’d see clearly now it’s 2020 But the chaos in my head it just gets worse Years and years of songs about years -that is plenty Just when you think here…
Get This Done
We’re rolling off a cliff So let’s get it over quick Get this done and move on, move on We’ll be smashed and bloodied But able to carry on Eh? You give me the…
Mate, Shut Up
When Fabio Fognini met Andy Murray, it was ‘Mate, shut up!’
Doing It With It
Ah look at all the lonely people Ah look at all the lonely people Doing it with it on a computer D’you know that it’s called CAD It’s in 3D They can build houses…
Boooooooooooooo!
Brand new Borrissey album out now. A criminal record to match his criminal record. Tracks: Thicker Than Lulu Axe Me Back Door Boris I Am The Boris Boos, Boris, It’s Boos Telt Shorting The Pound…
Brexit’s Yellowhammer
A political pundit met a physical Bullingdon bully Asking quite politely if they could read A summary So they printed a sterling work of literature Called Yellowhammer Six whole pages, without any pictures Oh,…
Prorogue Mahone
The minute you walked in the joint I could see you were a man of destruction A real bellender Bad lookin’ unrefined Say, wouldn’t you like to know what’s goin’ on in our minds?…
Fuck Me, I Should’ve Stayed In Shoreditch
I was walking down Princes Street one day When I looked up I saw the rain Fuck me – I should’ve stayed in Shoreditch* I’m at the Edinburgh Festival Trying to avoid the horrible…
The Laughing Nob
I was watching bloody Newsnight, When I saw a Billy Bunter And he was a little old man ([Hello!]) In drab black and gray, chuckling away Well he trotted out the usual As he…