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The Laughing Nob

  I was watching bloody Newsnight, When I saw a Billy Bunter And he was a little old man ([Hello!]) In drab black and gray, chuckling away Well he trotted out the usual As he…


I Am The Boris

  Coup! Coup! Thur’s been a coup In yonder Westminster, a cunt’s Who’s Who It hasnae moved cos it’s still there noo I am the Boris goo ga choob Dorries is in rude health Every…


Birdwatching For Punks

An album for twitchers who also like to pogo. Includes Ptarmigan (Tommy Gun), Meep Meep Meep (Neat Neat Neat),  Jilted Swan and many more. All in under 15 minutes. Get yours free here:


Modern Day Presidential

  This little fat man who sold his soul I don’t want to be hacked I don’t think there’s ever been a president That’s done what we’ve done I wanna find a friendly reporter Are…




Turdthumping

  He spreads the brown on the curtains cos he’s never gonna wash again He spreads the brown on the curtains cos he’s never gonna wash again He smears his shit on the walls of…


Uri Geller

  Good evening Here’s a letter; In case you cannot read It’s from a fake illusionist to a fake delusionist Who’s not doing very well Oh well, his name is Uri Geller He’s such a…


A ‘B’ Road

Half Bam Half Whisky present a unique concept album following the progress of Nigel Farage and his mad March marchers as they travel from Wonderland to Lundun.  Never mind Abbey Road, here’s a ‘B’ Road….