50 Ways To Leave Your Comedy Career
The problem is all inside your head,” she said to me “The answer is easy if you take it logically I’d like to help you in your struggle to be free There must be…
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My Spreadsheet Is Full
I’d like to set the records straight But the tables won’t participate They’re filling up and so am I My IT skills will not comply I’m only trying to track and trace But I…
Fuck Christmas
Fuck Christmas and fuck Santa Clause I’m working my ass off and now the virus Has me and my hubby too Give me a fucking break and fuck the children too from the…
Six Months Later
In a world where nothing is normal anymore, The Meatless have come back after six months in isolation to update some old tunes with original new (very short) versions. Track listing: Six Months Ago We’ve…
Lower Than The World
There are people dying We can’t go on Pretending day-by-day Lower than the world Lower than Europe Lower than the Death Star and entire galactic empire There’s a choice you’re making You’re not saving…
Modern Major Orator
I am the very model of a modern major orator I wiffle and I waffle – a great stammerer and stutterer I know the queen of England, and I quote Latin historical My verbal…
I Wouldn’t Touch A Russian With A Ten Foot Pole
I wouldn’t touch a Russian with a ten foot pole, Ten foot pole, ten foot pole I wouldn’t touch a Russian with a ten foot pole Nyet, nyet, nyet Well we published a report…
Save Live Comedy
Here’s 50 Comedians doing Gavin Webster’s Panda routine… British live comedy is in crisis – let’s #SaveLiveComedy Sign the open letter to the UK government & arts funders at http://savelivecomedy.co.uk Here’s the original…
Fucking Press Ups?
Press ups? Get down on your knees Ya pair of dungarees Fucking press ups? Get a grip ya twats Get some yoga mats Ya downward facing dogs It’s the terror of knowing these cunts…
Truth Twisters
Ahh Ahhh, Ahh Ahhh You better stay home, you better take care Unless you are Dom then you just go anywhere Go to Castle Barnard – it isn’t that hard But if you’re a…