Features

The Ross Boys LP

After many recent developments, it has been decided to upgrade last year’s Ross Boys EP by Half Bam Half Whisky to full blown LP status. New additions include It Wisnae Me, The Hoover and Tory…


Indy Live Radio

I’ve done the jingles for Indy Live Radio ( www.indylive.radio ), and collected them all together here in one handy song package:   Indylive.radio only a wee click away What you’re hearing is indylive radio…


Forever In Good Genes

  We all know the news is fake They’re calling me a Jaffa Cake And Cheesy Wotsit Oompa Loompa man They’re questioning my hue, and cry “He’s as red as his massive tie” And then…



Tory In A Foodbank

  Tory in a foodbank PR stunt Smiling like A Tory cunt Can I take you to reality Where you enabled this You can watch yourself Taking the piss – ugh Tory in a foodbank…




Not Appreciated

 The Reckless Brothers live from Torphichen at the first book launch for 40 Odd Years Of The Fall previewing a song from the forthcoming album of the book. Well I’m gonna have to tidy up…


Mistra President

As the portrait by Andy Thomas of Trump and former presidents is revealed, we look once again at Doxy’s magisterial record in office… He’s a man with a klan Chapati tae yer heid ya bam…


Does the panel think?

As David Dimbleby announces he’s leaving Question Time, here’s the opening track to Half Bam Half Whisky’s Questionable Times album detailing the make up of a typical panel and audience on every political anorak’s favourite…