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Turdthumping

  He spreads the brown on the curtains cos he’s never gonna wash again He spreads the brown on the curtains cos he’s never gonna wash again He smears his shit on the walls of…


Uri Geller

  Good evening Here’s a letter; In case you cannot read It’s from a fake illusionist to a fake delusionist Who’s not doing very well Oh well, his name is Uri Geller He’s such a…


A ‘B’ Road

Half Bam Half Whisky present a unique concept album following the progress of Nigel Farage and his mad March marchers as they travel from Wonderland to Lundun.  Never mind Abbey Road, here’s a ‘B’ Road….




The Ross Boys LP

After many recent developments, it has been decided to upgrade last year’s Ross Boys EP by Half Bam Half Whisky to full blown LP status. New additions include It Wisnae Me, The Hoover and Tory…


Indy Live Radio

I’ve done the jingles for Indy Live Radio ( www.indylive.radio ), and collected them all together here in one handy song package:   Indylive.radio only a wee click away What you’re hearing is indylive radio…


Forever In Good Genes

  We all know the news is fake They’re calling me a Jaffa Cake And Cheesy Wotsit Oompa Loompa man They’re questioning my hue, and cry “He’s as red as his massive tie” And then…