The Ross Boys LP
After many recent developments, it has been decided to upgrade last year’s Ross Boys EP by Half Bam Half Whisky to full blown LP status. New additions include It Wisnae Me, The Hoover and Tory…
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Indy Live Radio
I’ve done the jingles for Indy Live Radio ( www.indylive.radio ), and collected them all together here in one handy song package: Indylive.radio only a wee click away What you’re hearing is indylive radio…
Posh Twat In The Pig
Posh twat fucked a pig David Cameron Posh twat fucked a pig David Cameron Posh twat fucked a pig David Cameron He looks like a giant side of ham Oink! Oink! Show me the…
Forever In Good Genes
We all know the news is fake They’re calling me a Jaffa Cake And Cheesy Wotsit Oompa Loompa man They’re questioning my hue, and cry “He’s as red as his massive tie” And then…
Stand And Deliver
I’m the dour Scotsman that you’re too scared to mention I spent your cash on banking gash And nuclear deterrents The devil take your principles And socialist intentions You’re all a bunch of bigots And…
Let’s Get Fiscal
About a trillion dollars has been spent to re-capitalise the banks There’s about seven trillion dollars in guarantees for the banks Good bank, bad bank Good bank, bad bank You’ve got to isolate the bad…
Dour Prudence
Dour Prudence – that’s my philosophy Dour Prudence – I’m gonna make you pay I’ve been a dour cunt all my life On account of me being fay Fife Dour Prudence Won’t you open up…
Independence Live
It’s the new kid on the block – it’s Independence Live radio. Everybody sing! Look out! look out! The people will shout Indy’s coming home It’s been well over 300 years Just leave us…
No Sympathy For The Drivel
Please allow me to introduce myself I’m the woman in yellow on BBCQT I’m not taking it anymore Theresa May – I have no sympathy
Do You Agree With The Lady On The Gangway?
Man at the back with the navy blue hat Woman in the middle in pink Person wearing the grey anorak What do you creatures think? chorus Do you agree with the lady on the…