War Ukulele
with apologies to Tom Robinson Ooh what a pickle we’re in missus A fool in the White House, a fool in north Korea We’re even having to march for science These tiny leaders might…
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Do Scotland
We are a sensation A fabulous nation Needing a new solution We’re tired of devolution Do it Scotland Independence Is the only way That’s why we say Do it Scotland! Don’t listen to the…
Benefits Cut For Mr Kite
Benefits cut for Mr Kite And anyone else who shows they might Be able to put on a show Universal accreditation Is henceforth withdrawn Across the entire circus portfolio We really don’t care if…
In A Kilt In Edinboro
I’m not in 10cc (He’s not in 10cc) And don’t you forget it I’m in a kilt in Edinboro (In a kilt in Edinboro) There, Lou Reed just said it I’m not in Love…
Mark Runs The Voodoo Down
Mark E Smith meets Miles D Davis – A Tribute to Alan Minter live at the Bitches Brew Trials. Get up with it and stop showing off! Thanks to @skippyvinyls.bsky.social for the inspiration see…
Sick Of The News
Checking on the socials, going through the motions Making a stink about the news The hospitals signs said no bombs please As if they had the power to choose There was no brown bread,…
Siobhan’s Chihuahua Has Diarrhoea
Siobhan’s chihuaha has diaorrhea A difficult title to spell Autocorrect gives me the fear But that chihuaha is starting to smell Occassionally and neccessary Get me every time, can’t you tell? But Siobhan’s chihuaha…
Fuck Songs
A compilation of fucking songs (not in the Prince or Barry White sense, although the walrus of love does make an appearance) from the anals of the Daily Reckless . Tracks: Fuck This For A…
Blustery Summer Day
A stramash-up of Winnie The Pooh and The Lovin’ Spoonful. Inspired by this post from Justin Lewis.
What Would Cheetah Do?
Went to the docs and he said to me Have I got blues for you You got type 2 diabetes No more sweeties for you So many things I’m not supposed to eat Or…