Stairs Going Up To The Bedrooms
Here’s Dion Dublin saying “stairs going up to the bedrooms” backed by a dance version of the William Tell Overture by the Electronica Techno Orchestra. Just because. Word compilation by @discokidnap.
Entertainment
Waiting For Life
Existentialism Is doing my head in All this time I have been Waiting for life to begin Pick another ism Comic communism Singing from Sing Sing Waiting for life to begin A collection of…
Filling Out Forms
Dear Mr Brown, I see you are down as a Jedi Are you really sure? Also it says your colour is beige Occupation: extracting urine And next to Sex it says ‘Please’ Hereditary illness:…
Where I Live
I used to live in Hope But I moved out last year It was very nice But now I live in Fear Which is not so nice But it has a park Where I…
Mexborough Miner
Scream if you’re going past Doncaster Mexborough miner Mexborough miner Mexborough miner Oh oh oh I knew a Mexborough miner He was funny, well kinda Dirty job, filthy one liners A huge influence on…
Laughtivism – the album
A brand new album for 2020. From the T to the O to the M to the M to the Y. From the M.A.C to the K to the A to the Y. On Spotify…
In The Name Of Jesus!
As rabid eugenicist, Andrew Sabisky resigns, more volunteers come forward for Dominic Cummings’s barmy army… From the album Questionable Times by Half Bam Half Whisky. Listen here
European
Elton John opens the Reckless Eurovision Song Contest with a radical re-interpretation of Rocket Man: If there is one thing in my life I’ve learned as I get older It’s the incredible healing power…
Do The Queensferry Walk
I wanna walk across the river Forth From South Queensferry to the North Across the Queensferry Crossing in style It’s only one and a half mile! But they won’t let me – I…
Sometimes
Rhona Cameron’s philosophy set to music by Erasure. A reminder that sometimes we’re all twats.