Telt!
Telt, he needed telling Telt, he’s such a bellend Telt, you know he needed telling, telt When Boris Johnson came up to Edinburgh He thought he’d pop along to Bute House to see Nicola…
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Arse
An album of songs about Boris Johnson. Track listing: This Charmless Man Gammon People Boris Is A Lying Cunt Brexit And America Crazy Boris Kim Darroch We Have Blinked Bendy Bus Boris Brexit Clown Boris…
Gammon People
lyrics – Matthew Hankins He went up to Oxford with a thirst for knowledge He studied Classics at Balliol College That’s why I Caught his eye He told me that his dad was loaded…
Hings Are Gonna Get Worserer
I have done my best I have done everything I can Sadly I have not been able to do her majesty the queen I tried three times It is and will always remain a…
Noader Daim
Everybody’s been To Notre Dame cathedral Unless you’re American Then it’s Noader Daim cathedral Wan cunt went to No Noader Daim cathedral Wan cunt and his dug Noader Daim cathedral Two cunts went to…
Mark Francois
Hi, my name is Mark Francois, (you’re hard, you’re hard) Behold my genitalia (my genitalia) My name sounds like it is French (Francois, Francois) But it’s not, I am hench A sweaty bulldog in…
Caravan Of Leave
Are you ready, are you ready? Are you ready, are you ready? Every gammon every ham Join the caravan of leave (Stand up) fuck off Stand up Every gammon every ham Join the caravan…
Failing
I am failing I’m Chris Grayling I am hailing A taxi I’m e-mailing Michael Palin To make a non travel documentary I am bailing On the sailing Cos there’s no ships for this ferry…
SingalongaMay
All your favourite totally topical tory tunes on one bumper compilation. Guaranteed to gie ye the dry boak. Tracks are: Cockney Brexit Knees Up Go Brexit David Davis Eyes Nanny Is A Nazi Nothing Has…
Chuka Umunna Is Big Cleggy
Soubry – gimme gimme Wollaston Allen – o.k. showdown Berger – funny tinge Smith Coffey – o.k. showdown Shuker – gimme gimme Ryan Leslie – and Gapes showdown* Showdown Take them away They’re as…