Massive Tax Hikes
Jez was quizzical; studied the political Philosophy of Marx Late nights all alone with Das Kapital Oh al al al. Then Ken Livingstone, reading Palestinian History phones up “Can I get back into your party,…
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Useless On Brexit
The Conservative And Unionist Negotiating Team Are all over this Send in the CUNTS Useless at Brexit from the album The Sun Says by Tommy Mackay. Listen here
Terrorist Friend
Ooh you made me live Never mind the magic money tree It’s you the DUP Ooh you saved my skin now honey Ooh you made me live Ooh you’re the best friends that I ever…
Scotland Calling (Corbyn version)
Scotland calling to the faraway lands We know what we’re doing, we’re wiping our hands Scotland calling to the Labour conference Don’t think you can talk down to us Scotland calling, now don’t look…
Fields Of Wheat
Between Boris and Donald Trump Between a clown and a cunt All of the arms that have been sold To Saudis for a pot of gold The cold dead eyes that never cry That let…
Who Will Buy My Blue Peter Annuals?
R.I.P. John Noakes. In tribute here’s a song from the musical Oliver Pissed. from the album Oliver Pissed by The Sensational Alex Salmond Gastric Band.
Looking After The One Show
I am on the One Show I’m wearing my best shoes My husband Arthur Askey Is on the couch with me too This is now what passes For political insight Jobs for the boys and…
Strong And Stable
Strong and stable, strong and stable, I’m your mum, I’m your mum. Let me sell your health care, let me sell your health care, don’t live long don’t live long Strong and stable Strong…
Caledonia Uber Alles
I am Governor Jerry Brown Nicola Sturgeon was in town We slagged off the president… Sturgeon has no demands She won’t shake Trump’s tiny hands But he dictates how this is seen He’ll call…
Stickers On A Statue
D’you ever seem to have one of those days where nationalism’s just not doing it for you anymore? Well you know, I used to have those just about all the time. But I found a…