News

Totally Scunnered

Above- the front page of the Daily Reckless on September 19 2014   I’m totally scunnered Totally scunnered I’m totally scunnered Totally scunnered Can’t you see? Irn Bru ice cream I drank a jar of…


Ten Years After

  Ten years after we shat the bed Now we’re better off together (huh?) Better off dead State we’re in Hates us more So know your place just like before Well, you don’t know nothing…


Kick Out The Bams, Malcolm Tucker

  As Glasgow (once voted the best city in Britain for the swears and that) kicks out the fascist bams from George Square, here’s Malcolm Tucker letting rip from the LP ‘Imagine There’s No Album’…


Noel Edmonds Cancer Box

  It’s No.1 It’s Top of the Pops It’s Noel Edmonds’ Cancer Box There’s a man with a plan And a helicopter and a gunge tank He’s mistra Noel He’s not weird, and his beard…


Dynamic Pricing

  Dynamic pricing Artists should have the power To control the price of their tickets So they don’t rise by the hour It’s all just a racket And I don’t mean the noise If Paul…


Do Ye Ken John Peel?

  On the anniversary of his birth day, here’s a song from the 40 Odd Years Of The Fall album about John Peel: D’ye ken John Peel do ya do ya eh? Do ye ken…


2 U2 Me

  A radical thumping reworking of The Chuckle Brothers mixed with The Fuck Buttons.  You’ve got to roll with it. from the album Now That’s What I Call Topical   


Rowling Trolling, Trolling

As the mad wizard woman starts rounding up and deleting her tweets, a reminder that she’s been loopy for years, as this old song demonstrates.   Rowling, trolling, trolling, keep them tweets a flowing, Keep…


The Joke

As the usual ‘Joke of the Fringe’ irrelevant palaver kicks off yet again, here’s Mark E Smith telling a joke.


That’s Not Funny

Get the full collection of Thick Lizzy albums here. They’re not funny. Pork Markets by Various ArtistsAlive And Dangerous by Thick LizzyShelf Life by Thick Lizzy