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Sic A Parcel O Rogues

  Sic a parcel o rogues in a nation Sic a parcel o rogues in a nation Sic a pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa Sic a parcel o toads in a…


No Particular Thing To Say

  Riding shotgun in my car Doing a piece to camera Can you imagine the way I felt I didn’t put on my seat belt But it is fine, they won’t fine me I’ve no…


Andy Murray

As Andy Murray battles through yet again, here’s an old cheesy classic from the archives: He’s eloquent and witty He’s a Scot and he’s a hibby Andy Murray Andy Murray He’s beaten Roger Federer And…



Liars Wahey!

  Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Look out liars and you highlife scum Who gotta keep your victims poor and dumb, and dumb, and dumb Your motives and methods are not disguised By spin, or soap or smiling lies,…



You Should Be Hi-Financing

  If you’re in a homeless shelter And haven’t got a bean I’ve got a plan to help ya Using trigonometry What you doin’ in a food bank? Ah What you doin’ in a food…




Qatar, Man

  Who drew the crowds and played so proud Over in Qatar, man They really stole the show You know, over in Qatar, man It can make you laugh It can make you cry It…