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Storm Doris (She’s Got Harry Lauder Eyes)

There’s a good old Scottish custom that has stood the test o’time, It’s a custom that’s been carried out in every land and clime. When ever there’s some weather, it’s aye the usual thing, Just…


Compulsive Liar

I flew into space With Ant and Dec and Chevvy Chase I was in a film with Ross from Friends I am the Queen at the weekends I’m Paul Nuttall, compulsive liar My trousers, pants,…



No To Joy

  So farewell United Kingdom You have left us with no choice Pushed the Bill through – no amendments Clearly Scotland has no voice The real fight starts now, so says Corbyn Handing Theresa a…



Fratricide

I believe in fratricide I rest my case, don’t cast aside You better believe it I’m Ruth Davidson Take it or leave it, resign to it Fratricide, fratricide Fratricide, fratricide Theresa May is by my…


Oh! The Cinematography

  January 2017. Donald Trump has issued a ban on Muslims entering the USA. Outrage erupts and marches are held throughout the world. In Edinburgh, I go on the march to the parliament along with…


Appease Me

Last night I said these words to Donny I hope you’re wearin a rubber johnny C’mon, c’mon c’mon c’mon Appease me oh yeah And I’ll appease you I hope you like the quaich I brought…


Occupy The World

Studio recording of song performed live at Occupy Edinburgh 17th Dec. 2011. Available on the album Caledonian Mercury Music by The Sensational Alex Salmond Gastric Band. Event reviewed by The Skinny here. Please follow and like…