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Save Our Macaroni Pie

If you’re the kinda person with hollow legs And you cannae get enough pastry from Greggs Then why oh why oh why Have they banished the macaroni pie? Give us it back Give us it…


Crowds

Inauguration, protest march What’s the difference? Here’s a chart I’ve got some figures, do the maths And sprinkle fairy dust Rows and flows of golden showers Snowflakes, papier mache flowers Mash potatos like Trump Towers,…


Dickie

Oh Dickie Leonard won What the hell have you done, hey Dickie, hey Dickie Oh Dickie, all the best Hope you’ve got a bullet-proof vest, hey Dickie, hey Dickie Oh Dickie let’s get rad, don’t…


Davey I Love You

I’m Alex Cole Hamilton I find it so insulting That my pal Davey’s been abused He’s got a beard and glasses The SNP think that is A reason to be really rude If you diss…


Hannah Rap

  Hannah Bardell SNP MP has been rapping in the House of Commons. Ooo-er. Please follow and like us:


A Hard List’s Gonna Leak

  Oh where did you find this list my son? It was on the internet Well read it out – go on Damien Green, first secretary of state, handsy at parties Dan Poulter, impregnated former…


Arseholes At Night

Well, we all have different faces, see? Depending on our places in society We act different with friends and family Than we do when we’re working for the company All of us are Jekyll &…


Woman At Work Down Under

Fleeing from a fried-out party On a telly trail, head full of smarties I met Ant and Dec, they made me nervous They fed me kangaroo anus And they said: “Do you want to clean…



Nightphubbing

Nightphubbing I’m nightphubbing I’m what’s happening Nightphubbing I’m nightphubbing I’m a text machine I tweet peepee to Meryl Streepy It’s something to see When I’m nightphubbing Golden shower clubbing Oh isn’t it wild? Nightphubbing I’m…