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Running Out Of Energy

  Is your thermostat still working Can you turn the heating down Is your supplier still in business Or been driven into the ground Remember back before all this shit Running wild and running free…


Little Rishi

    It smells a little fishy Oh my little Rishi Smells a little fishy When your wife’s non-dom* You don’t have to work hard You can get a green card Lie until you get…



The Year Of The Cunt

  The ghost of Jimmy Savile and James Blunt Conspiring to bring down the government That’s where we are in 2022 Jacob Rees, Nadine Dorries Brexit Opportunities? What is a satirist to do? After Trump…


Dorries

  She was a girl from Liverpool Apparently she went to school She was a case of insanity Her name was Nadine, a cabinet MP She was an airhead who hated culture Circling the dead…


Digging A Hole

  I’m digging a hole but I won’t jump in Just like that ditch I said I would die in Years ago I’m ditching the faxes, burying emails Denying the facts and all the details…


Fine Fine Fine

  The Met’s been good to me, you know They’re happy as can be, you know They said so A slap on the wrist and a small fine Maybe twenty fines, you know Will keep…


Leave It

  A piece which synthesises the East End aural tradition with the sound of the descant recorder to create an evocative soundscape for these postmodern times.   from the album World Of Rub A Dub…


Great Little Britain

  “We went to bed as Great Britain and woke up as Little Britain” Britain, Britain, Britain…   see also: Please Leave My Town The Moocher


Lebedev And Me

  Lebedev and me The corrupt elite Fuck democracy And the economy We’re all watching you Egocentric guys Look into your eyes Tell the sweetest lies Former Russian spies They’re all watching you Oh can’t…