Messi Tugging At The Inside Of His Thigh
Messi tugging at the inside of his thigh The commentator said it and I really don’t know why He was speculating he might have an injury Messi tugging at the inside of his thigh…
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When I wake up, well I know I’m gonna be, I’m gonna be the man who does a parody But if I go out, yeah I know it’s gonna be It’s gonna be at…
Baroness 4 Life
As Lady Mone takes a gardening break from the House Of Lords, here’s the time she boasted she was a Baroness for life. Tories gave me power But I still sell shit on QVC…
Gordon Brown Sings Political Ballads
A compilation of songs old and new featuring everyone’s favourite feisty Fifer. Includes Dour Prudence, Let’s Get Fiscal, Bigoted Woman and many more. Listen for free here.
Woke-A-Nauts Are Using Death Spaniels
Flights of fantasy from your plush upholstered settee Talking to some rich folk that you know On the GBeebies, spewing conspiracies Let your hair down and candy floss beard grow Take them down little…
This Tripe Train
This Tripe Train’s bound for Glasgow, this train This Tripe Train’s bound for Glasgow, this train This Tripe Train’s bound for Glasgow, Don’t carry nothing but cash for a larder This Tripe Train’s bound…
Rishi Hell And The Tabloids
Independence Generation – the album from the group everyone is calling ‘fucking awful.’ Tracks: Gove Comes in Spurts Liars Wahey New Treasury Betrayal Take Two Down at the Bullingdon Club Says Who? Independence Generation Walking…
We’re Not A Racist Family
We’re not a racist family No siree siree siree We’re not a racist family Check out our whiter than white history Everyone can see that we’re normal As we rule your lives And we’re…
Doctor Who’s Dream
Let’s suppose that you were able every night to dream any dream you wanted to dream… from the album The Freewheelin’ Doctor Who
New English National Anthem
Following Iran’s lead in not singing their national anthem at the World Cup in Qatar, it has been suggested that England adopt the Swiss Reckless Eurovision entry. Based on a tune by John Cage….