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No To Joy

  So farewell United Kingdom You have left us with no choice Pushed the Bill through – no amendments Clearly Scotland has no voice The real fight starts now, so says Corbyn Handing Theresa a…



Fratricide

I believe in fratricide I rest my case, don’t cast aside You better believe it I’m Ruth Davidson Take it or leave it, resign to it Fratricide, fratricide Fratricide, fratricide Theresa May is by my…


Oh! The Cinematography

  January 2017. Donald Trump has issued a ban on Muslims entering the USA. Outrage erupts and marches are held throughout the world. In Edinburgh, I go on the march to the parliament along with…


Appease Me

Last night I said these words to Donny I hope you’re wearin a rubber johnny C’mon, c’mon c’mon c’mon Appease me oh yeah And I’ll appease you I hope you like the quaich I brought…


Occupy The World

Studio recording of song performed live at Occupy Edinburgh 17th Dec. 2011. Available on the album Caledonian Mercury Music by The Sensational Alex Salmond Gastric Band. Event reviewed by The Skinny here. Please follow and like…



Project Farce

Don’t come round here, Don’t come round here, We’ve done away with Project Fear We’ve moved on to Project Farce Boris Johnson – what an arse The cunt, the cunt, the country Is rudderless and…


Winter Of 2010

It’s all gone a bit cold like back in the good old winter of 2010. Please follow and like us: