Independence Generation
I was sayin’ let me out of here before I was even born, It’s been a long time coming It’s frustrating to observe what the mirror does But when I die it better not…
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Loony Dook
As the Loony Dook is now dropped from the official Edinburgh Hogmanay corporate greed fest, we celebrate the good old days. Jump! There’s an old tradition that goes back to the 80s That we…
Don’t Call Me A Bastard, I’m A Wanker
No more golden boots for dancing Yeah Show us the money Joe Lycett Don’t call me a bastard, I’m a wanker Kick it in the head, call the banker Benders liked Beckham But no…
Shabby Road
Brand new Meatless album. Tracks: I Am the Alt-Truss When I’m Five Feet Four I Wanna Freeze Your Nan Pay Stripper Removing the Benefits of Mr. Kite! Non-Dom Man Five Penny Lane A Waste of…
Musk!
Why don’t you ask him if he’s going to stay? Why don’t you ask him if he’s going away? Why don’t you tell me what’s going on? Why won’t the text come through to…
I’m Opposed To What You’re Doing
Get up! Go home! I’m opposed to what you’re doing Sho nuff see also:
Rishi Kids
I’ll tell you somethin I think that you should know There ain’t much I care for So here I go Off on a jet plane to COP 27 To make things clear Turning my…
Comedy
Here I lie, in a lost and lonely part of town Held in time, in a world of tears I slowly drown I took control but I just can’t make it all alone I…
Rishi Sunak’s Trousers
Ain’t it fascinating the difference between the rich and in need You know there’s those who have the money but no taste And it looks like this guy’s budgie’s deid You’ve either got it…
I Am Not A Number
As Matt Highton pointed out here, the loose bauble in London was clearly the origin story to Rover in the Prisoner. So here’s an excuse to repost this stramash-up of Jonathan Richman and Patrick…