Say ‘Deliver’ One More Time
Constant repetition of Conservative catchphrases can be a tad irritating yes? see also: Strong And Stable Chemical Weapons
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Trapped Inside The Happiest Place On Earth
Trapped inside the happiest place on Earth But we’re going for a ride – we may as well stay terrified Mickey Mouse is forcing us to stay In the house. Nobody is going away…
Fork Hunts
A compilation of songs about four of the guiding lights in the party they call Conservative. Album title by @Flups Tracks: The Wrath Of Nadine Dorries Rwanderer I Don’t Wanna Go To Costa Priti Fey…
All That Glitters
Leader of the gaga gang, Rishi Sunak, accused of nicking Gary Glitter beats. Judge for yourself. Music: ‘Tiger Beat’, by Tigerblood Jewel. see also:
Even Nuns Watch Porn
Watching pornography weakens the heart so That’s what the pope said. And he should know He spends his life preaching the word of God Hammers home his message with a firm rod He cries…
Pig Vomit Toxin Key To Martian Meteorite Mystery
Meteorites from Mars are very rare At Purdue University it’s a massive thing over there It had been kept in a drawer Nobody knew what for Until somebody saw Its potential For the first…
Shelf Life – The Album
Here is the latest, and hopefully the last, album from Thick Lizzy. Tracks: Shelf Life I’m A Wrecker I Ain’t A Fan Lizzy In A Jar All Fart And No Shit Hiding Rosy Liz Fun…
The Decline And Fall Of Liz Truss
As the Roman philosophercur Senecur wrote…I’m going out, so you’d better get the Tory party sorted. With backing vocals by Rishi Sunak and King Charles. from the album Shelf Life by Thick Lizzy …
Rishi Hood
Rishi Hood, Rishi Hood riding through the glen. Rishi Hood, Rishi Hood wanting Number 10. Gives to the bad what he steals from the good. Rishi Hood, Rishi Hood, Rishi Hood. Lizzy Truss Lizzy…
Bring Back Krishnan Guru-Murthy
Bring back Krishnan Guru-Murthy I need him back on my TV He was only speaking the truth Come on Channel 4 News Bring back Krishnan Krishnan Guru-Murthy He never turned his mic off He…