Pork Markets
Comrade Truss unveils her latest album. Tracks: Liz Truss At Work She’s A Tourist (Eh Up, Cinderella’s Here) I Don’t Really Know Neither Warrington Nor Moscow I’ve Got Corbyn’s Hat Barking Dogs Deter Drones Mavis…
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Wallaby Colony
Wallaby colony on Loch Lomond Thanks to Kirsty Young Wallaby colony on Loch Lomond She can get things done Wallaby colony on Loch Lomond For our greatest son Billy Connolly Wallaby Colony There –…
At Work She’s A Tourist (Eh Up, Cinderella’s Here)
When Liz Truss met Sergei Lavrov it was like Mavis Riley meeting Ena Sharples. see also: Liz Truss I Wouldn’t Touch A Russian With A Ten Foot Pole
Brexit Opportunities
I’ve got champagne You’ve got the crooks Let’s make lots of money You’ve got the hat I’ve got the hair Let’s make lots of… Can’t get enough of scheming And taking the piss I’m…
Range Rover Rock
Range Rover rock, in a chart near you Range Rover rock, algorhythm & blues They got some money from their daddy’s firm And now they’re gonna make you squirm Range Rover rock, at the…
Why Are You Asking Me That Question?
Nadine Dorries strikes again. see also: The Wrath Of Nadine Dorries
Let’s Meet The Contestants
My name’s Jean Paul Saltire, I’m angsty and tight Like a moderator on The Guardian website Hell is other people and I should know This is my father Plato Hi, I’m Karl Marx, I…
Your Moral Compass Points To Hell
Priti Patel with a dirty look Knew right away that she’d have to get her hooks in you A-yeah yeah yeah It goes the same for all Tories If you wanna celebrate them for…
The Wrath Of Nadine Dorries
The morning sun touched lightly on The brains of Nadine Dorries In an empty dusty cavern Of an empty unused mind As she snarled like a numptie Dreaming of the big dog’s favours ‘Till…
Dick Wash
Ooh ooh Will you ever investigate Cos let me tell ya everybody’s sick of having to wait The system is not broke, it works a treat If you’re a prime minister or police chief…