Chant Of The Ever Circling Skeleton Tory Party
And so farewell then, shortest serving prime minister. Lettuce pray… see also:
News
What A Cunt
Krishnan Guru-Murthy reporting more truths. see also:
Killing Minor Members Of The Family
Killing minor members of the family To get out of going on Question Time Oh I don’t mind them dying So I can keep on lying And avoiding any scrutiny Just aunts and cousins…
Suella Braverman
Well I’ve had a bowl of tofu And I’ve read The Guardian I’m gonna call the coalition Whip up some chaos if I can Well she’s the home secretary At war with the wokerati…
Fun House
As an old picture of Jeremy Hunt re-emerges, here’s a summary of this week’s news so far. see also:
Hiding
Lizzy bang bang Lizzy Lizzy bang bang Lizzy bang bang Lizzy Lizzy bang bang Lizzy bang bang Lizzy Lizzy bang bang Farage in a boozer Boris in a freezer Lizzie in an armoured vehicle…
Miriam Margolyes
Oh she is posh and loaded but also funny The middle classes love her cos she’s so on the money Her name is Miriam (Margolyes) One in a million And she says whatever she…
Laughing All The Way To The Bank
Hi, my name is Kwasi Kwarteng I like chuckling every now and then Funeral for me is real fun But now I’m looking after number one Laughing all the way to the bank Cutting…
Pretty Much Bollocks
When Gillian Tett met Krishnan Guru-Murthy, the result was… pretty much bollocks. With backing by Oasis – ‘Little By Little.’ see also: Bollocks!
Shelf Life
Wish The Economist would leave me alone -yeah They’re always calling on my telephone When I pick it up they say Liz Truss Is already a historical figure – yus However long she now…