IMF
Oh! What the fuck? Economically risky Likely to increase We recommend you take An early opportunity For a re-evaluation Of the policies The untargeted fiscal packages Are being closely monitored The things they say,…
News
Power To All Our Friends (Except Scotland)
Keir Starmer once again extols the glorious virtues of ‘Britain, Britain, Britain’ whilst dismissing the d:reams of the Scottish people. see also:
Killer Truss
She’s only been here five minutes And her gruesome cabinet “Let them eat cake, ” she says Just like Marie Antoinette She’s fucked the economy Crucified the monarchy That is quite the graduation You…
Dead Flag
We used to be Socialists But now we’re raving Monarchists We’ve learned to serve and scrape and bow We’ve torn the red flag into bits Now we sing God Save The King We don’t…
This Royal House
This royal house wants doing over This royal house wants demolishing This royal house is home and comfort To old queens and pretend kings This royal house has run its course now This royal…
Funeral Flesh
As huge crowds* flock to Holyrood to watch a funeral, here’s the funeral segment from James Joyce’s ‘Ulysses’ as portrayed in music from the album ‘Recklesses.’ Carry on. *tens of thousands according to the BBC…
Charlie Will Serve
Charlie will serve and we think he shouldn’t Charlie will serve and you know that it ain’t no good Charlie will serve for his swan eating Mamma Charlie’s going to be a spaniel star…
Don’t Believe A Word
Don’t believe me if I tell you Not a word of this is true Don’t believe me if I tell you, especially if I tell you I’ll deliver to you Don’t believe me if…
The Sound Of Bullshit
A soundtrack to fill your heart with dread. The Reckless version of the Rogers and Hammerstein nuns and nazis classic. Tracks: Odious Overture (feat. The Ethics Advisor) How Do You Solve A Problem Like Boris…
Liz Off
Liz Truss went to see the queen It’s a Liz-off She used to be anti-royalty It’s a Liz off (abolish them! We’ve had enough) Here we go again A dunce in No.10 It’s a…