From Kyiv To Carlisle
From Kyiv to Carlisle What a line! Now I’ll take a pause And wait for the thunderous applause Oh no it’s happening again see also:
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Bins Out
Gotta get the bins out Gotta get the bins out Gotta get the bins out Gotta get the bins out Early in the morning – it’s usually too late Shoulda done it last night…
Boris, Dorries, Here Is The Bird
A-well-a everybody’s heard about the bird Boris, Dorries, here is the bird Bird, bird, bird, here is the bird Boris, Dorries, here is the bird A-well, a bird, bird, bird, here is the bird…
Chicken
Hold a chicken in the air Pump raw shit into the sea Spend six weeks abroad As we face catastrophe Leave a trail of lies Written on the Brexit bus And condemn us all…
What Kind Of Country Am I?
What sort of massive Cunk would pose like this? Liz, of course. Listen as she channels her inner Philomena. from the album Pork Markets see also:
Cruel Winter
“Cost of living” is a phrase I dislike a lot Living is free Poor semantics, you see, are to blame What we’re experiencing (what did they say?) Is a rise in the cost of…
12 Years
People have died And all you’ve done is nothing Are you going to do anything about the ambulances waiting And people dying out Well don’t you think 12 years is long enough 12 years…
See Emily Maitlis
Emily Maitlis and her side-eye, She’s often inclined to scribble lots of rude words on her notepad There is a cock and balls She’s climbing up the walls She’s lost her mind and calls…
Chips, Cheese, Trams And Es
Fish and chip shops are facing “extinction” amid rising costs, an industry expert has warned. Which reminds us of this paean to chip shops in Edinburgh, from 2010… I was born in the borders in…
Binbags In The Street
If you’re making a film about 70s Britain You gotta have binbags in the street It’s very important to set the scene Binbags in the street Binbags piled real high A comment on the…