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Hannah Rap

  Hannah Bardell SNP MP has been rapping in the House of Commons. Ooo-er. Please follow and like us:


A Hard List’s Gonna Leak

  Oh where did you find this list my son? It was on the internet Well read it out – go on Damien Green, first secretary of state, handsy at parties Dan Poulter, impregnated former…


Arseholes At Night

Well, we all have different faces, see? Depending on our places in society We act different with friends and family Than we do when we’re working for the company All of us are Jekyll &…


Woman At Work Down Under

Fleeing from a fried-out party On a telly trail, head full of smarties I met Ant and Dec, they made me nervous They fed me kangaroo anus And they said: “Do you want to clean…



Nightphubbing

Nightphubbing I’m nightphubbing I’m what’s happening Nightphubbing I’m nightphubbing I’m a text machine I tweet peepee to Meryl Streepy It’s something to see When I’m nightphubbing Golden shower clubbing Oh isn’t it wild? Nightphubbing I’m…


Ruinous Spending

Ruinous spending And lots of lending I want the world to know I hate austerity Ruinous spending It’s never ending It really pisses off the bankers and city I do believe that I could be…


Bull Penis Smoothie

Slow down, you drink too fast You got to make the feeling last Just knocking back the bovine juice Gulping down bull penis smoothie Ba da da da da da bull penis smoothie Hiya Kezia,…


Spider Killer

I can’t seem to face up to the facts I’m arachnophobic and I Can’t relax I can’t sleep ’cause one’s on my bed I got my girlfriend to squash it dead Spider Killer Kez que…


The Dugdale Sleeps Tonight

Eeeeeeee ooo weeooo A weeea weeeoo A win? No way… In the jungle, the TV jungle The day job’s left behind Oh in the jungle, the meeja jungle The day job’s left behind Dickie Leonard…