Black Hole
Have you ever heard a black hole? It sounds like the Streets Of London Outer space should sue Ralph McTell for royalties All this time we thought that Ralph Had made up the tune…
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Raw Sewage
Down on the beach on the Kent coast They’re growing poop tomatoes Raw sewage is sure to come-a-running to you Shit flowing into the sea, watch it pour Hundreds of tomatoes growing on the…
(I Can’t Get Enough) Vilification
I can’t get enough vilification I can’t slag off enough this great nation Vilify, vilify, vilify, vilify I can’t get enough, I can’t get enough Well Rishi wants to Prevent Any criticism of the…
Union Of Equals
I was working as a barman in a Mathers pub When Liz walked in I was quite surprised she was with whisky distillers I thought she would be on the gin She lifted whisky…
Marx For Trots
There is a book that Labour need to read If they want to know what Labour means They should be aware who they’re fighting for The working class, the working class A crash course…
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A Liz Truss Carol
Liz Truss, you used to hate the monarchy Now you are Lizzie’s biggest fan And you used to think that Brexit was a bad idea Now you’re anti-European If you don’t like my principles, I…
It’s Called Shy Talk
R.I.P. Steve Shy A stramash-up of clips from the old Brass Tacks documentary about Punk Rock and ‘Eat Y’Self Fitter’ by The Fall backwards in memory of Steve Shy, founder of Manchester fanzine Shy Talk….
Penny Lame
Too many PMs going on and on Too many reaching for a piece of cake Penny Mordaunt slagging Paul McCartney off Penny Lame more like, eh? Amirite? Give us a break That was your…
Three Times A Woman
Thanks for the songs that you’ve given me They’re all available online The Pork Markets album is free on Bandcamp Mugg and GoNads want to say out loud: She’s a proper euro- sceptic She’ll…