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Liz Truss’s Helmet
Liz Truss’s helmet says Liz Truss is busy Too busy to come to the phone Liz Truss’s helmet says Liz Truss is tryin’ To start a new life of her own Liz Truss’s helmet…
Andrea Jenkyns
Education minister Show us yer middle finger Give us a sign please, Andrea Jenkyns You just intoxicate us By showing how much you hate us How could we not love you, Andrea Jenkyns Andrea…
Just Leave And Don’t Look Back
“Is he really going away this time?” “Well, there he is, let’s ask him” “Boris, is that Carrie’s ring you’re wearing?” “Mmm-hmm” “Gee, it must be great riding with her” “Is she picking you…
The Diarrhoea Of A Madwoman (I Resign)
As the letters flood in, a reminder of a previous incumbent. “Am I going to see this through? Yes.” This is a Brexit Got the runs in the end It touches almost every area…
Drowning Street
Drowning Street, Drowning Street There goes another advisor Scuttling off the sinking ship Rats abandoning their Kaiser Too much snow made them bloom and glow Bloom and glow forever Drowning Street, Drowning Street When’s…
Inappropriate Behaviour
They’re changing abuse to something safer It’s not a sin or a crime It’s inappropriate behaviour Cardinal O’Brien You didn’t confess to your saviour You just kept on lying Inappropriate behaviour Cardinal O’Brien The…
Anas Sarwar
Anas Sarwar – wotcha gonna do? ‘Redistribute the wealth from the many to the few’ It’s a bold move – only you could Pull off a reverse Robin Hood How many gaffes can one…
A Message To You Lizzie
There’s something rotten at the heart of team GB A message to you Lizzie – kill your sons And that something rotten is the monarchy A message to you Lizzie – kill your sons…
Fiona Bruce
Sunday Monday normal days Tuesday Wednesday – some more days But on Thursday she can say Wahey hey, what a day Have I got a show for you Fiona Bruce on Question Time She’s…