Concrete Grows
The concrete and the clay beneath my feet Begins to crumble But it will never die It grows and grows, you mustn’t grumble It’s true, you can’t deny it So you can keep your…
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Scottish Hospitality Group
One man and his website Tried to fool the BBC Into thinking he was all of Scottish hospitality But he should’ve known better It didn’t work out too well Turns out it was just…
Brown Cliffs Of Dover
There’ll be shit all over The white cliffs of Dover And tampons as far as you can see All together now And applicators Will float by later These turd herds prove our sovereignty words:…
Totally Scunnered (Cox Mix)
I’m totally scunnered Totally scunnered I’m totally scunnered Totally scunnered Can’t you see? Irn Bru ice cream I drank a jar of coffee And I took some of these And I’m totally scunnered Totally…
Archbishop Desmond Tutu
Pardon me boy Is that Archbishop Desmond Tutu On the karaoke With Ian Paisley And over there (where?) Is that Mugabe on the bongos Shaking his tush With President Bush Let your lazy brain…
Surrender (Plague Island variant)
Boris told me, yes, he told me, Learn to live with it He also told me, “stay away, you’ll never know what you’ll catch.” Just the other day I heard we’re going to ease…
Enjoy The Silence Of Nigel
Popular boys names Like David and James Are still holding on But there’s something wrong Now there are extremes Thanks to Film and memes Lucifer, Hercules Beat all of these Oliver and John, Ted…
A Tale Of Two Williams
One is the oldest man in space The other is just a disgrace One’s full of wonder at 90 But which one is the daddy? Oh yes it’s true, we’re going warp factor 2…
PM – Painter Man
Went to Eton, had a ball Went to Oxford, did fuck all Partied hard, gained my degree Became PM, d’you know what that means? Painter Man Painter Man I am the PM – Painter…
Boris Beaker
From the EP, The Muppet Tories here’s the PM duetting with Beaker on ‘Ode To Me’ see also: The Muppet Tories