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Pig Man

  Porky Hogson taught a lesson on farming by Andrew Marr, backed by Robert Wyatt and Pink Floyd.   see also: A Pig Boy Did It And Ran Away Fuck A Dead Pig


Wage Growth

  I’ve given you the most important metric Which is never mind life expectancy Never mind cancer outcomes Look at wage growth Look at wage growth Wage growth Look at wage growth Wage growth Never…


Ya Dirty Wee Country Album

Half Bam Half Whisky present a dirty wee country album for dirty wee country fans featuring timeless tunes from the vaults of the Daily Reckless. Tracks: Irn Brury Broken Down Freight Train Running Out Of…


The Deluded English Patient

The weird and disturbing world of Keir Starmer and his strange notions of blood transfusion. see also:  Keir Creosote Tony Blair’s Mortgage Advisor Five Go On An Ego Trip


Bla Bla Bla

  Greta Thunberg mocks world leaders backed by Trio and Iggy Pop.   see also: What On Earth Are We Doing To Ourselves? (And To Each Other)


Shapps’ Eye

  I spy with Grant Shapps’ eye Something beginning with lorry driver He’s Dutch, he’s had enough Radio 4 say it’s just too much Grant Shapps, Grant Shapps, Grant Shapps! Grant Shapps clap your hands,…


Petrol Station Wankers

  Syphoning the jet fuel mix of That Petrol Emotion’s ‘Big Decision’ combined with the drive by shouting of a yoot in a car.   see also: Don’t Come Back You Wanker Stranded At The…


Brexit Street

  Stick the covid up yer jacksy I’ve got another cunning plan Just a few suggestions Don’t ask me questions I’m a non-answerable man How everything works is a mystery It’s like the changing of…


Lying’s The Drug

  Denial, distraction, delay It ain’t no big thing There’s no problem, not a thing It ain’t no big thing It’s all going well Aggravate them for a few days Say the problem is covid…


It’s Not Easy Being PM

  It’s not easy being PM Having to remember how many kids I’ve got -seven! And I think it could be nicer Lying on a yacht Or lying anywhere really I’m really good at that…