Horrortale In New Yoker
We were stuck together At Covidmas ho ho There was nothing on telly I dug out the video You scumbag, you maggot, you’ve taped over Taggart* Merry Christmas your arse, I’ve taped over the…
News
We’re Forever Forming Baubles
We’re forever forming baubles Bloody hell, what next, eh? I’m level 3 You are level 4 So I cannot travel to see you no more The rules are always changing Are the pubs open…
Children Of The Devolution
I’m a containable bam I’m Post Capitalism I drive a Peugeot 206 Cos it’s good for politics You can’t fool the children of the devolution We’re gonna have our sexy socialism revolution Despite The Mail…
Project Farce
Don’t come round here, Don’t come round here, We’ve done away with Project Fear We’ve moved on to Project Farce Boris Johnson – what an arse The cunt, the cunt, the country Is rudderless…
David Marshall
Just when we thought we’d won the match Serbia scored in the last gasp Extra time was agony And then it went to penalties Wish I could be David Marshall The pubs were shut…
Big Pharma Twist
If after six months of this you believe a word from the dis credited tory and labour front bench and the big pharma govt scientists Big Pharma Twist you are dumber than you look…
Total Landscaping (Big Boys Don’t Cry)
Total landscaping Total landscaping Four Seasons Total Landscaping (escaping) Total landscaping (total landscaping) Next door to Fantasy Island (Adult books) And dildo shop with viewing booths (in the car park) Told Rudy we had…
Go Now
A short medley of Supertrump’s greatest misses, from SuperCallousFragileRacist…to Trump Is A Cunt. All Supertrump albums available here – Reckless In America Cunt Of The Century Isis, What Isis?
Waiting For Biden
I’m waiting for Biden 26 votes in my hand Went to Pennsylvania – PA They said, We’re still counting See you next Tuesday I’m waiting for Biden Hey, white boy, what you shouting about…
Still Counting
I’m counting, I’m vote counting In Pennsylvania (It’s been 84 years) The tension is really mounting I’m pissed like a newt I see people – thick as shit people Chanting ‘Stop the count!’ It’s…