It’s My Party – VE Day mix
It’s my party, and I’ll die if I want to Die if I want to, die if I want to We’ll do the conga cos we haven’t a clue Nobody knows where the English…
News
Alistair Darling
“Now, there’s a lot of turbulence out there just now. It’s here, it’s in America, it’s in the Far East, it’s in Europe. It’s everywhere. What we’re trying to do here is…stamp down on…
Olly Murs
Do you remember Pretty In Pink by The Psychedelic Furs? I’ll tell you who isn’t pretty in the pink – Olly fucking Murs He wants us to think he’s a cheeky wee tinker He…
I Don’t Remember Crowds
A gathering, a protest march What’s the difference? Here’s a chart I’ve got some figures, and an app Isle of Wight – stay in Massage the numbers, dirty tricks Cheltenham, Stereophonics Allowed out to…
Mayday Medley
The Conservative Unionist Negotiating Team are all over this So send in the CUNTS Useless on Brexit Ooh you made me live Never mind the magic money tree It’s you, the DUP Ooh you…
Borrissey – I’m Your Refugee
It’s a Trump! The difficult third album from Borrissey out now. Get it here free. Tracks: Ban It Technology Lessons What A State Boris In Scotland I Get So Drunk I Don’t Know Who I’m…
Kirona Vi Rus
It should be safe to share this, but please wash your ears after listening. An E.P. of pandemic proportions. Track Listing: I Touch My Face Is This Like Flu? I Saw Mommy Nicking Sanitisers…
Disinfectant Inferno
Ladies and gentlemen – the latest brain fart from the President Of The United States Of America. with apologies to The Trammps.
It’s Mustard, Richard. Mustard
I’ve been flying Virgin Airlines I really am disgusted What’s this yellow stuff on my plate? It’s mustard, Richard. Mustard! It’s making me feel faint It’s holding the meat to ransom I’m writing a letter…
O Come All Ye Pundits
Christ, it’s hard to watch Iain Duncan Smith on TV Without throwing a brick – I’m sure you’ll agree And this seems to be happening more frequently Bring back the test card in the…