I’m Sorry (I’m Not Sorry)
I’m sorry, (I’m not sorry) So sorry That I was such a fool I thought I could easily bend the rules Oooh So sorry I was too blind to see Please accept my apology…
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The Show Must Be Paused
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Entitlement, Coke And Champagne
Cummings was not a handsome fellow They called him Dom Perignon He came from a long line of wankers You know the sort – Harrow, Eton Entitlement, Coke And Champagne To these cunts it’s…
Stand By Your Dom/Professor Van Tam
Sometimes it’s hard to be the PM Giving all your love to just one man* People will hate him Oh please don’t berate him And tell the people to move on And if you…
Not Moving On
You ask us to lay off the heat on the man you love You tell us you’ve got a plan, well that’s a laugh Oh who are you to tell us what to do?…
Testing Out My Vision
Oh, my I’m bigger I’m bigger than you and you are not me The lengths that I will go to The distance to my dad’s Oh no! I’ve said too much! I set it…
The Ballad of Dom and Bojo
words: @wintee, illustration: @HopelessSurfer Running for a car down in London Trying to get to County Durham The government said, get back here instead You know they didn’t even give us a chance. Christ…
Bizarre Love Triangle (Wakefield/Cummings/Johnson mix)
Every time I think of you I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue It’s a problem of mine But it’s no problem I find Living a lie that I can’t leave…
Hard Day’s Lying
It’s been a hard day’s lying, and I’m smirking like a cat It’s been a hard day’s lying, I should be sleeping like a rat But when I drive in my car I find…
Dom Promised You A Rose Garden
I have a hardon To be speaking from the rose garden Everything will be fine Everybody must resign some time When you take you gotta give so live and let live Or let go…