Cum On Feel The Pies
Don’t panic, don’t panic So you think I like a sausage roll well I`ll tell you honey I’ve got evil eyes , I’ve got evil eyes So you think I don’t know what I’m…
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Dumber And Dumberer
Dumber and dumberer Oh my lord Trump and Johnson have an accord They’ve had a laugh as their shares soared Dumber and dumberer Oh my lord Now they’re doing the spider man meme It’s…
I Never Have Read The Bible
I never have read the Bible, no no no no I Never have read the Bible Even though I’m the King of Israel and I am the chosen one Though I’ve tried and tried…
The Last Fish Supper
As Anstruther Fish Bar wins the best chip shop in Scotland award, we remember that time we enjoyed a religious experience with a fish supper in Fife. I was lost in Fife I was fearful…
Denmark – Dental Care
by The Flasks Brush Brush Brush Kill that plaque With a brush attack Brush Brush Brush Say no way To tooth decay Floss Floss Floss Dig out, defeat That unfinished sweet Smile Smile Smile…
Fist Pumping With IDS
I want to relieve my stress (Fist pumping with IDS) Oh Gideon, Gideon, yes, yes, yes! (Fist pumping with IDS) Let’s get fiscal, let’s undress (Fist pumping with IDS) I wanna lick your Eton…
Imposter Syndrome
In the midst of our own Pointless ruminations, we welcome the First Minister’s acceptance of her existential crisis through the medium of Bowie… Sartre takes a cigarette, puts it in his mouth He ponders…
Stockpiling My Beans For You
A few stolen doughnuts is all that we see You’ve got a brand new can of corned beef and I’ve got a brand new key Though I’ve tried to resist putting tripe on the list And…
Brexit Clown
I sing the national anthem To remind me of the empire When we waived the rules With servants and slaves. Sing God Save The Queen and try to not sound sour… Hope that God…
Cockney Brexit Knees Up
Back to the Troubles with the old backstop And cry boys cry Don’t let your joy and laughter put you off Why oh why oh why What’s the use of good friday It never…