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Robert De Niro’s Fighting

  “I mean he’s so blatantly stupid He’s a punk He’s a dog He’s a pig He’s a con A bullshit artist A muck who doesn’t know what he’s talking about He doesn’t do his…


Thicker Than Lulu

  Wehhhhhhhlllllll…. I was minding my business Tousling my hair Then I decided to run the country It was worthwhile living a laughable life To set my eyes on that glittering prize Cos I’m thicker…


Meaningless

  Meaningless? You mean it’s all been meaningless? Every whisper and caress? Yes yes yes it was totally meaningless Meaningless like when two fireflies fluoresce Just like everything I guess it was utterly meaningless Even…


It’s My Party – VE Day mix

  It’s my party, and I’ll die if I want to Die if I want to, die if I want to We’ll do the conga cos we haven’t a clue Nobody knows where the English…


Alistair Darling

  “Now, there’s a lot of turbulence out there just now. It’s here, it’s in America, it’s in the Far East, it’s in Europe. It’s everywhere. What we’re trying to do here is…stamp down on…


Olly Murs

  Do you remember Pretty In Pink by The Psychedelic Furs? I’ll tell you who isn’t pretty in the pink – Olly fucking Murs He wants us to think he’s a cheeky wee tinker He…


I Don’t Remember Crowds

  A gathering, a protest march What’s the difference? Here’s a chart I’ve got some figures, and an app Isle of Wight – stay in Massage the numbers, dirty tricks Cheltenham, Stereophonics Allowed out to…



Kirona Vi Rus

It should be safe to share this, but please wash your ears after listening. An E.P. of pandemic proportions.   Track Listing: I Touch My Face Is This Like Flu? I Saw Mommy Nicking Sanitisers…