Talented Coloured People
Take a picaninny And a watermelon With a touch of blue blood And you got the kind of immigrant the Tory Boys like They love a bit of Latin rhetoric Imperial not metric, yeah…
News
Putting Communism In The URL
JC, more smears It’s been going on for years On all news and websites It’s so blatant now they have to try Something even sneakier, the media smell Putting communism in the url They…
There’s A Clown In The Tube Station This Morning
The door is open Mr Livingstone you should know better than this What are you doing? The scuffed, dirty shoe Is stuck in the door. Let me go, let me on He mumbles and…
Jellyfish Johnson
For a while, the BBC knew what to do Setting up an interview With Andrew Neil on their side We thought we knew what was true For a while, we paid no mind to…
Hey Jo
Hey Jo, where you goin’ with that cheque in your hand? Hey Jo, I said where you goin’ with that cheque in your hand? Alright I’m gonna take the SNP to court You know…
BBC – You’re An Embarrassment
As yet more editing “mistakes” emerge, the Reckless rehashes an old BBC song… Everyone’s waiting on World War Three But meanwhile over on the BBC They think it would be good historically To dramatise…
Relate
Relate, he can’t do it When he’s asked to go do it Relate, he can’t do it To the working class Relate, can you do it? When you wanna suck to it Relate, can…
Evil Distraction
Say it ain’t so, Jo. You had to confess it Your finger’s on the button and you’re dying to press it You think you’re being strong, but you’re just disingenuous Your grip on reality…
Dreich
We’ve aw got problems and I’ll tell you why We cannae see the sun, we cannae see the sky Some people call it overcast or grey But if you want to describe it, there…
Just The Facts
CCHQ FactcheckUK too Can you check some info for me please? James Cleverly Speak to me Try not to squirm on your knees It gets funny Prove it Just the facts You’re fucking mental…