Get It Up Ye
Isn’t it ironic that the Conservatives are now saying you should have voted for our crap deal and, no luck, we’ve made the deal even crappier. So get it up ye! Does that not…
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Keir Starmer
Who is this guy? Keir Starmer – I thought he was a Tory but he’s another Labour phony Oh oh Squeaky bum time yeah Keir Starmer – is he better than Jess Phillips? Is…
Iran’s So Far Away
On Pennsylvania Avenue I never thought I’d need to read a book Need to read a book But this one’s called an atlas and It’s got pictures of sky and sand So I looked…
Derek Acorah
Derek Acorah – he is a small medium at large He likes pakora and he loves his onion bhaji He says he can communicate with the other side He doen’t like basmati rice, he…
Sharon
Celebrity Mastermind contestant has a stab at trying to guess who Greta Thunberg is. Set to the Batman theme by the Brian Setzer Orchestra.
Ava Mhairi Ah!
I’ll pledge allegiance to the Queen For the purposes of the job Or swear on the life of my Auntie Jean I cannae just shut ma gob I’ll cross my fingers as I speak…
Working Class Tory
If you’re feeling torn, if you feel out of place There’s no point in shooting yourself in the face Know your enemy, don’t be a disgrace A working class tory is something to be…
Shagger
Hear this Labour gang, if you want to be popular again The name ‘Labour’ is so old, turgid and *laboured* and a massive turn-off in this day and age, whether you’re left or centre….
Maggie Made Me
Wake up, Maggie, I think I got something to say to you You might be fucking dead, but there’s someone here instead making me feel true blue I know I keep people amused, but…
Oh England, You Are A Sinking Ship
Pack the car, grab the kids Let’s get out of here You’ll know that I’m right There’s children dying here Their victims will rise up They’ll burn London down Oh England, you are a sinking…