La La La La La La La La La La La La by Homeland
Israel reveals its new song for Europe by 16-piece boyband, Homeland, who sing the chorus over and over as loudly as they can. This song has also been used throughout the year as a…
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The Vilest Nihilist
There’s a voice that keeps on calling me In my head – that’s where I live you see Every thought I have don’t matter a jot Whatever I say I am, that is what…
Dedicated Follower Of Fascism
They seek him here They seek him there From Buckingham Palace To Leicester Square Everyday he goosesteps round the gardens of Buck House Cos he’s a dedicated follower of fascism Oh yes he is, oh…
Stuck In Scotmid
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Bye Bye Kezia
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Spanish Rock
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Supercallousfragileracistsexistlyingpotus
Everybody’s ready for Friday the thirteenth When Donny comes a calling we’ll be armed to the teeth From John O’Groats to Lands End and all points inbetween Protesting and singing songs outrageous and obscene…
Noader Daim
Everybody’s been To Notre Dame cathedral Unless you’re American Then it’s Noader Daim cathedral Wan cunt went to No Noader Daim cathedral Wan cunt and his dug Noader Daim cathedral Two cunts went to…
Turdthumping
He spreads the brown on the curtains cos he’s never gonna wash again He spreads the brown on the curtains cos he’s never gonna wash again He smears his shit on the walls of…
Walking With Farage
I used to think we would be leaving the EU for sure And I couldn’t wait for the day when we’d all wave Bonjour (naw – it’s au revoir innit. Eh?) Now every time I…