Gammon In Disguise
I’m a man in my gammon prime You’ll find me in the audience of Question Time I could be wearing a wig like a spy With my hand up as a gammon in disguise With…
News
Cheddar Man Meets Ketamine Kate
So we’re all black, well fancy that I imagine Britain First are having a heart attack Who Do You Think You Are? Is on TV and tonight you’ll see when Cheddar Man meets Ketamine Kate…
Slave Labour
More revelations of piss poor wages emerge as we sing Hey Ho Tesco.
Katie Hopkins Ketamine
Forget your skag, forget your ching Try Katie Hopkins ketamine Give up the fags and heroin Try Katie Hopkins ketamine It’ll get you high, it’ll make you sick It’ll make you bigoted and thick…
You Talk Shite, Hen
Desperate for entertainment So I turn the TV on There’s a Tory minister Being telt by Mhairi Black You talk shite, hen You talk a lot of shite Then I turn the twitter on…
Theresa May Is A Shitebag
Theresa May Is A Shitebag She won’t debate on TV She might as well have a white flag Get into the sea She will not sign an agreement Telling Trump to fuck off She’s very…
MES RIP
Farewell then, Mark E Smith…
Save Our Macaroni Pie
If you’re the kinda person with hollow legs And you cannae get enough pastry from Greggs Then why oh why oh why Have they banished the macaroni pie? Give us it back Give us…
Crowds
Inauguration, protest march What’s the difference? Here’s a chart I’ve got some figures, do the maths And sprinkle fairy dust Rows and flows of golden showers Snowflakes, papier mache flowers Mash potatos like Trump Towers,…
Dickie
Oh Dickie Leonard won What the hell have you done, hey Dickie, hey Dickie Oh Dickie, all the best Hope you’ve got a bullet-proof vest, hey Dickie, hey Dickie Oh Dickie let’s get rad, don’t…