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Dalgety Bay

To mark the astounding occasion of Tories winning a by election in Fife, we pay a visit to Dalgety Bay. Get ti Fife and you will see Dalgety Bay is the place to be For…


Socks On Fire

  The racists are raging Burning their shoes They don’t like Nike Nike All this commotion For taking the knee Affecting their psyche Crikey You Your socks are on fire Hand me my scissors I’ll…


Disnaeland

  He disnae like papers He disnae like news He disnae like points He disnae like views He disnae like this He disnae like that He disnae like dogs He disnae like cats Welcome to…


New Scotland (SNP version)

As SNP membership overtakes Conservatives across UK and Nicola Sturgeon sets out plans for the coming year, a reminder of the brave new Scotland that swept to power in 2011: I love the smell of…


Bono’s Cock

Bono assures his fans that his voice will return, but we wonder if his cock is still shrieking as loud as it did years ago when his neighbours complained of the racket it made in…


Dissolve The Union

The Herald (a Scottish “newspaper”) has revealed that the Dissolve The Union hashtag on the twitter has been deployed by robots: Definitely something fishy going on.       Brrrp. Bleep. Activate the song  …


Jilted Jock

The Reckless staff had an office night out in Glasgow yesterday to see Jilted John, which reminded us of this old school classic:   I’ve been going out with a country, her name is England…


Papal Blues

  Pope Francis is a bit down after refusing to respond to claims by a former Vatican diplomat, who has called for him to resign… My clergy’s done left me My bishops look confused I’ve…



Twat

  Danny Dyer’s diatribe about Brexit on Good Evening Britain has been named TV moment of the year at the Edinburgh TV Festival Awards. Here it is in a musical stramash-up accompanied by Queen and…