Tory Boys (North British Branch)
Yeah yeah we’re the Tory boys T.O.R.Y. Make some noise We look up to Gove and Hunt Straight Outta Cambridge with a monocle and punt First we’ll bury the SNP Then we’ll bury the…
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The Ross Boys
It’s a long story involving two Scottish Tory MPs who resemble Zippy and George from Rainbow. Basically, one of them went to Iraq and posed on Saddam Hussein’s throne for a laugh and the other…
Hannity!
Here I lie, as a host in a state of denial Held in time, in a shower of shit and bile For Fox sake, I don’t know if I can make it I really should…
Better Yourself
Yet another lecturing from a government minister about how people should better themselves.. Go better yourself Go better yourself Send a letter to the editor and wet yerself Go better yourself Go better yourself Not…
Chemical Weapons
Theresa May gives a press conference where she says the phrase ‘chemical weapons’ over twenty times. Here are all the instances of it set to The Fall’s ‘Repetition.’ from the album Questionable Times by Half…
Hair Tonic
Uh huh, look at that sheen So lustrous,so clean Maybe it’s Maybelline So clean, so clean Uh huh, does he use creams? It gleams, it gleams Oh, Trump’s hair is beautiful Oh, what’s his…
Resilient
The Skripals continue to be surprisingly resilient in the face of life destroying poison Novochok. Amazing. Here we hear a track originally from the album 666 Great Junction Street, a song about a misanthropic…
Tiny Gulls
As seagulls attack various Scottish towns across the nation, it is time to reflect on that time Iggy Pop relocated to Scotland… Well, the day begins You don’t want to live Cos the seagulls scream…
Mind Control
This is how mind control sounds to me This is what it sounds like in the land of the free This is what it sounds like on every TV This is extremely dangerous to…
O’Brien’s Eyes
Cardinal Keith O’Brien – dead.