Babybel’s Angels
Some people say that Bristol councillors are yokels Lookin’ for to bring about a fast food ban As motorcycle gangs are terrorising locals After being fed cheese toasties from a van Lock up your…
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Nobody Has More Brains Than Me
Nobody has more brains than me It’s cos I scoop your skulls like a zeitgeist zombie Nobody has more brains than me I am the smartest fellah To never close an umberella ella I…
She Sells Brexit
Red lorry, yellow lorry Parking on a runway Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled Brexit It’s insane Little Billy Brexit Won’t eat Greggs shit If he sees a vegetable he decks it He’s…
There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Lie
There was an old lady who swallowed a lie; I don’t know why she swallowed a lie – perhaps we’ll die There was an old lady who abandoned a vote; Instead of debating she…
2019
2019 Oh, what a scream It could be the worst disaster we’ve ever seen Let’s go it alone Let’s buy a drone And hover over Thunderdome (with Post Traumatic Syndrome) Jacob Rees Mogg Opening…
Goodbye 2018
Goodbye 2018 as we head into a brick wall You had the dancing skills of May Which is no dance skills at all Even as we die, oh the press still hold the view…
Nebulous
Nebulous No free movement of people The EU will fight you down (tell me why) When you see Junker. (Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) Let me tell you if you’re not wrong (then, why?) Everything is all right…
Theresa!
Lock up your daughters Lock up your sons Lock up your dalmations You had 99 problems and that’s pretty bad, son But now you’ve got over 101 Theresa! Your human rights Are in her sights…
Tory In A Foodbank
Tory in a foodbank PR stunt Smiling like A Tory cunt Can I take you to reality Where you enabled this You can watch yourself Taking the piss – ugh Tory in a foodbank…
David Attenborough, Where’s Your Camera?
Snow is rising all around us From the ground up through the trees Maybe it is climate change Or The Frozen Planet making a documentary David Attenborough, where’s your camera? Give us penguins and polar…