Goodbye EU mistrusted friend
We’ve known each other since I was nine or ten
Together we learned Portugese
Learned of aubergines and cheese
Fell on our arses and our knees

I’ve read the bible and you know
I’m going to quote from it cos I’m Bojo
There’s that bit in Exodus
That I think applies to us
I’ll say it now with my smug pus

We have blinked, we have baulked
We have bottled it, we’re borked
Channel Moses to Pharaoh
And let my people go

We have blinked, we have baulked
We are tight arsed, we are taut
We’ll quote Latin, Greek, Hebrew
Cos we’ve fuck all else to do

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