Wotcha gonna do brother
Wotcha gonna do
When Kezmania runs wild on you
Whoever thought reality
Was important for an MSP
Kezia Dugdale’s changed her tune
From carping on the sidelines to howling at the moon
Being out in the open’s scary – jings!
When you have a fear of wings
Witchity grubs taste really nice
Washed down with Hollyrood lice – hey!