Gordon Brown Sings Political Ballads
A compilation of songs old and new featuring everyone’s favourite feisty Fifer. Includes Dour Prudence, Let’s Get Fiscal, Bigoted Woman and many more. Listen for free here.
Politics
Woke-A-Nauts Are Using Death Spaniels
Flights of fantasy from your plush upholstered settee Talking to some rich folk that you know On the GBeebies, spewing conspiracies Let your hair down and candy floss beard grow Take them down little…
We’re Not A Racist Family
We’re not a racist family No siree siree siree We’re not a racist family Check out our whiter than white history Everyone can see that we’re normal As we rule your lives And we’re…
Independence Generation
I was sayin’ let me out of here before I was even born, It’s been a long time coming It’s frustrating to observe what the mirror does But when I die it better not…
Don’t Call Me A Bastard, I’m A Wanker
No more golden boots for dancing Yeah Show us the money Joe Lycett Don’t call me a bastard, I’m a wanker Kick it in the head, call the banker Benders liked Beckham But no…
Shabby Road
Brand new Meatless album. Tracks: I Am the Alt-Truss When I’m Five Feet Four I Wanna Freeze Your Nan Pay Stripper Removing the Benefits of Mr. Kite! Non-Dom Man Five Penny Lane A Waste of…
I’m Opposed To What You’re Doing
Get up! Go home! I’m opposed to what you’re doing Sho nuff see also:
Rishi Kids
I’ll tell you somethin I think that you should know There ain’t much I care for So here I go Off on a jet plane to COP 27 To make things clear Turning my…
Rishi Sunak’s Trousers
Ain’t it fascinating the difference between the rich and in need You know there’s those who have the money but no taste And it looks like this guy’s budgie’s deid You’ve either got it…
Say ‘Deliver’ One More Time
Constant repetition of Conservative catchphrases can be a tad irritating yes? see also: Strong And Stable Chemical Weapons