Coronavirus
Coronavirus, virus, I’m gonna give you fever Coronavirus, virus, I’m gonna give a you Shaking, a cough and shortage of breath too eh Coronavirus, virus, a come on Coronavirus, virus, a come on Coronavirus,…
Politics
I’m Sorry (I’m Not Sorry)
I’m sorry, (I’m not sorry) So sorry That I was such a fool I thought I could easily bend the rules Oooh So sorry I was too blind to see Please accept my apology…
Entitlement, Coke And Champagne
Cummings was not a handsome fellow They called him Dom Perignon He came from a long line of wankers You know the sort – Harrow, Eton Entitlement, Coke And Champagne To these cunts it’s…
Stand By Your Dom/Professor Van Tam
Sometimes it’s hard to be the PM Giving all your love to just one man* People will hate him Oh please don’t berate him And tell the people to move on And if you…
Not Moving On
You ask us to lay off the heat on the man you love You tell us you’ve got a plan, well that’s a laugh Oh who are you to tell us what to do?…
The Ballad of Dom and Bojo
words: @wintee, illustration: @HopelessSurfer Running for a car down in London Trying to get to County Durham The government said, get back here instead You know they didn’t even give us a chance. Christ…
Dom Promised You A Rose Garden
I have a hardon To be speaking from the rose garden Everything will be fine Everybody must resign some time When you take you gotta give so live and let live Or let go…
Truth Twisters
Ahh Ahhh, Ahh Ahhh You better stay home, you better take care Unless you are Dom then you just go anywhere Go to Castle Barnard – it isn’t that hard But if you’re a…
A Dom In Downing Street
Well the veins stick out on his head There is no marrow in his bones Fear and hate linger in the air A strictly no-go deadly zone We all know what he’s doing here…
My Way
And now Durham is near I’ll put a final spurt on My friend stay six feet clear I’m head of state, of that I’m certain I drove 500 miles I travelled each and every…