Politics

Oligarchy In The UK

  To the right. Now. I am an onanist I have a supple wrist I know what I want, I know how to get it Want to destroy And Get Brexit done Cos I wanna…


Daniel Rashford

  Matt Hancock is laughing again This time he can’t remember a footballer’s name I see Kay Burley asking him why Oh it looks like Boris and Matt Hancock are lying (again) Oh oh oh,…


Therese Coffey – Way To Go

  “When you wake up this morning and run your shower, take a second to think about parents who’ve had their water turned off during lockdown” That’s what Marcus Rashford tweeted A compassionate thing to…


Julia

  Most of what she says is meaningless Beside the point, not on the point, Julia Julia, Julia, cognitive pissonance* Jumping to defend nazi urine, Julia   *with thanks to @Bratchy1 and apologies to The…


No Life Left In The Union

  Now I’m a Scottish man Amazed at what I am I like to think when I have a drink I’m a sociable man I like England too But not that Westminster crew And there’s…


Cunteryfile

  Neil and Nigel sitting in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G Talking bout nazis and slavery Scintillating commentary For Cunteryfile on BBC Oliver and Farage sitting in a tree Making up their own history Neil says to…


Pulling Down The Statues

  D’you ever seem to have one of those days where nationalism’s just not doing it for you anymore? Well you know, I used to have those just about all the time. But I found…


Coronavirus

  Coronavirus, virus, I’m gonna give you fever Coronavirus, virus, I’m gonna give a you Shaking, a cough and shortage of breath too eh Coronavirus, virus, a come on Coronavirus, virus, a come on Coronavirus,…


I’m Sorry (I’m Not Sorry)

  I’m sorry, (I’m not sorry) So sorry That I was such a fool I thought I could easily bend the rules Oooh So sorry I was too blind to see Please accept my apology…


Entitlement, Coke And Champagne

  Cummings was not a handsome fellow They called him Dom Perignon He came from a long line of wankers You know the sort – Harrow, Eton Entitlement, Coke And Champagne To these cunts it’s…