I Am Not A Fish-Thrower
I am not a fish-thrower, Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum. Call me Jacob unless you are from Cambridge Analytica Oi! I don’t have to work hard. Ya ha deedle deedle,…
Politics
No Regrets (I’m Against It)
Health minister, Matt Hancock, has no regrets about voting against free school meals. Backed by Edith Piaf and The Ramones.
I’ve Got A Fucking Bike!
As Andrew Mitchell gets a cabinet post in the Rishi Sunak cabinet, we remember that time he got on his bike… I’ve got a fucking bike and I’ll ride it where I like It’s got…
Donald Where’s Yer Twitter?
They’ve taken away my liberty Tadger Taser RIP Buffalo Bungle said to me Donald, where’s your twitter? Keep on scuffling, be my guest It’s a shame you’re all under arrest But I never really…
Taser In My Pocket
I got a taser in my pocket and I’m headin to Capitol Hill I got a taser in my pocket and I’m headin to Capitol Hill, yeah I’m gonna whip it on my gonads…
Do The Scuffle
Do the Scuffle! Buffalo Bungle’s on the inside On the inside On the inside Buffalo Bungle’s on the inside On the inside On the inside The Village People have let themselves go Let themselves…
Boris Is A Lying Cunt
The 31st of October That’s when it will be all over, yes it will That’ll be the day the UK dies I am Boris Johnson’s son Never heard nothin’ but bad things about him…
Normal By Christmas
Here come old bawjaws with another catchphrase More verbal diaorhhea, more drooling mayonaise Grab a cliché from the ashtray Pretend that you care Bumble like a womble And ruffle your hair It’ll be normal…
Infamous Last Words
The latest (last?) Supertrump album is out now, featuring a whole host of Doxy’s final best bits from the Daily Reckless. Trailer here: Track listing: Stupidology Is This Like Flu? Hydroxychloroquine Disinfectant Inferno Person, Woman,…
Thrusting Swords Into Thousands Of Civil Servants
Look at her smirk, look at her sigh Insincerity in her eyes Hooray went the Henrys, giving it big licks She’s our nanny and dominatrix Hear them shout, hear them roar Let’s form a…