Cummings!
Dominic Cummings has been hired to help run No.10 So who is the divisive figure playing a key role in the government’s Brexit strategy? From Smurfland where we belong You don’t seem to know…
Politics
Oh Supertrump
As Trump drools over his ‘super duper missile’, let’s catch up with his previous promises to cure cancer, eradicate AIDS and land men on Mars… from the album Isis? What Isis? by Supertrump
Here In Scotland
To celebrate the release of a new Sparks album, here’s my Caledonian version of Here In Heaven: Here, there are lots of things to do And panoramic views Of countryside completely surrounding you And here…
Robert De Niro’s Fighting
“I mean he’s so blatantly stupid He’s a punk He’s a dog He’s a pig He’s a con A bullshit artist A muck who doesn’t know what he’s talking about He doesn’t do his…
Thicker Than Lulu
Wehhhhhhhlllllll…. I was minding my business Tousling my hair Then I decided to run the country It was worthwhile living a laughable life To set my eyes on that glittering prize Cos I’m thicker…
Meaningless
Meaningless? You mean it’s all been meaningless? Every whisper and caress? Yes yes yes it was totally meaningless Meaningless like when two fireflies fluoresce Just like everything I guess it was utterly meaningless Even…
Alistair Darling
“Now, there’s a lot of turbulence out there just now. It’s here, it’s in America, it’s in the Far East, it’s in Europe. It’s everywhere. What we’re trying to do here is…stamp down on…
I Don’t Remember Crowds
A gathering, a protest march What’s the difference? Here’s a chart I’ve got some figures, and an app Isle of Wight – stay in Massage the numbers, dirty tricks Cheltenham, Stereophonics Allowed out to…
Borrissey – I’m Your Refugee
It’s a Trump! The difficult third album from Borrissey out now. Get it here free. Tracks: Ban It Technology Lessons What A State Boris In Scotland I Get So Drunk I Don’t Know Who I’m…
Kirona Vi Rus
It should be safe to share this, but please wash your ears after listening. An E.P. of pandemic proportions. Track Listing: I Touch My Face Is This Like Flu? I Saw Mommy Nicking Sanitisers…