Corona Not Glue
An old song about Jim Murphy’s glue allegations made strangely topical again… Wondering what I’m doing tonight I’ve been in the closet and feel all right Ran out of Corona Mum threw out ma…
Politics
Five Go On An Ego Trip
Jess Phillips leaving the leadership contest has now made this EP a collector’s item. Originally scheduled for release later in the campaign, this unique portrait of the Labour contenders can now infect your ears instantly….
Emily Thornberry
Emily Thornberry Matron in hi-vis Merrily Corbyn free Warm beer with a fizz She took the piss out of white van man With an English flag and then ran Back into the land of…
Handy Nandy
Time to tool up Time to tool up Lisa Nandy is waving her stick Time to tool up Time to tool up Nandy’s waving her baton
Get John Donne
Who casts not up his eye to the sun when it rises? But who takes off his eye from a comet, when that breaks out? Who bends not his ear to any bell, which…
Nae Tommy, Nae Song
Young man, there’s no need to feel down I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground I said, young man, there’s a new word in town And it sounds just like nae Tommy…
Get It Up Ye
Isn’t it ironic that the Conservatives are now saying you should have voted for our crap deal and, no luck, we’ve made the deal even crappier. So get it up ye! Does that not…
Keir Starmer
Who is this guy? Keir Starmer – I thought he was a Tory but he’s another Labour phony Oh oh Squeaky bum time yeah Keir Starmer – is he better than Jess Phillips? Is…
Iran’s So Far Away
On Pennsylvania Avenue I never thought I’d need to read a book Need to read a book But this one’s called an atlas and It’s got pictures of sky and sand So I looked…
Ava Mhairi Ah!
I’ll pledge allegiance to the Queen For the purposes of the job Or swear on the life of my Auntie Jean I cannae just shut ma gob I’ll cross my fingers as I speak…