Goodbye To May
Goodbye to May, goodbye to May, She made a pig’s ear of Brexit Goodbye to May, goodbye to May, Well at least she didn’t actually shag a pig [Chorus] She’s obscene, can’t you see…
Politics
Alsation Strangulation
Long distance information give me Michael Heseltine We have a situation where my dog’s not feeling fine Alsatian Strangulation is the human way To put him out his misery and send him on his…
The Vilest Nihilist
There’s a voice that keeps on calling me In my head – that’s where I live you see Every thought I have don’t matter a jot Whatever I say I am, that is what…
Bye Bye Kezia
Bye bye Kezia, Kezia goodbye (Bye bye Kezia) If she’d organised the Queensferry Crossing it’d be over the River Kwai (Bye bye Kezia) Kezia Dugdale – or is it Keezia? There’s no way to make…
Spanish Rock
Just when you thought you’d had enough Of all this bleeding Brexit stuff Here’s Michael HoWARd And Gibraltar And Little England salivates cos that’s the law I’m living on a Spanish rock I’m as English…
Supercallousfragileracistsexistlyingpotus
Everybody’s ready for Friday the thirteenth When Donny comes a calling we’ll be armed to the teeth From John O’Groats to Lands End and all points inbetween Protesting and singing songs outrageous and obscene…
Turdthumping
He spreads the brown on the curtains cos he’s never gonna wash again He spreads the brown on the curtains cos he’s never gonna wash again He smears his shit on the walls of…
Walking With Farage
I used to think we would be leaving the EU for sure And I couldn’t wait for the day when we’d all wave Bonjour (naw – it’s au revoir innit. Eh?) Now every time I…
Riddy
Riddy, What a riddy, Theresa’s croaking Like a dalek, it never ends And EU are making you croak It’s a pure riddy The first time that you had a vote You were trounced but…
The McBots
It’s #NationalUnicornDay. Deploy the unicorn! We are Scottish Nationalists Manipulating through our wrists We are the McBots We are the McBots We are the McBots (dissolve the union) We are the McBots (deploy the unicorn)…