Dour Prudence
Dour Prudence – that’s my philosophy Dour Prudence – I’m gonna make you pay I’ve been a dour cunt all my life On account of me being fay Fife Dour Prudence Won’t you open up…
Politics
May’s Monkeys
Here we come Walking down the street Our organ grinder is running Through a field of wheat Hey hey we’re her monkeys People say we monkey around We’re flinging shit at strangers And rampaging…
Cuntissentially Cuntish
Ooh baby life’s just chaotic The prime minister is robotic It’s cuntissentially idiotic Dumb, desperate and despotic Together whatever we recall now Cuntissentially means fuck all now Whatever mystery life’s about There’s no doubt…
Crush The Saboteurs
Theresa laughs at the Daily Mail graphs She loves to be one of the girls She lives in the place in the side of our lives Where people love Olly Murs She turns herself…
Girther
Now there’s a doctor – the best in the land His name is Ronny Jackson He says I have incredible genes It’s true – they make me look real slim I’m in great shape, svelte,…
No Sympathy For The Drivel
Please allow me to introduce myself I’m the woman in yellow on BBCQT I’m not taking it anymore Theresa May – I have no sympathy
Do You Agree With The Lady On The Gangway?
Man at the back with the navy blue hat Woman in the middle in pink Person wearing the grey anorak What do you creatures think? chorus Do you agree with the lady on the…
Nobody Has More Brains Than Me
Nobody has more brains than me It’s cos I scoop your skulls like a zeitgeist zombie Nobody has more brains than me I am the smartest fellah To never close an umberella ella I…
She Sells Brexit
Red lorry, yellow lorry Parking on a runway Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled Brexit It’s insane Little Billy Brexit Won’t eat Greggs shit If he sees a vegetable he decks it He’s…
There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Lie
There was an old lady who swallowed a lie; I don’t know why she swallowed a lie – perhaps we’ll die There was an old lady who abandoned a vote; Instead of debating she…