There’s No-one Quite Like My Sister in Law’s Ex Husband’s Nephew
My sister in law’s ex husband’s nephew, we love you My sister in law’s ex husband’s nephew, we do Though you may be far away We think of you There’s no one quite like…
Politics
No To Joy
So farewell United Kingdom You have left us with no choice Pushed the Bill through – no amendments Clearly Scotland has no voice The real fight starts now, so says Corbyn Handing Theresa a…
I’ve Never Seen A Straight Banana
I’ve seen a lesbian kiwi fruit Got a bisexual pomegranate to boot But I’ve never seen a straight banana. Well, I’ve been to the end of the street and back And I own six…
Fratricide
I believe in fratricide I rest my case, don’t cast aside You better believe it I’m Ruth Davidson Take it or leave it, resign to it Fratricide, fratricide Fratricide, fratricide Theresa May is by my…
Oh! The Cinematography
January 2017. Donald Trump has issued a ban on Muslims entering the USA. Outrage erupts and marches are held throughout the world. In Edinburgh, I go on the march to the parliament along with…
Appease Me
Last night I said these words to Donny I hope you’re wearin a rubber johnny C’mon, c’mon c’mon c’mon Appease me oh yeah And I’ll appease you I hope you like the quaich I brought…
Call Me Number One
Stramash-up of The Tremeloes ‘Call Me Number One’ with one of those relaxation tape thingies and a stereo testing thingy. from the album Mind Programming by Tommy Mackay