Only Shoes
Every woman, every man, thinks they’re a comedian Stand up, stand up…. Everybody throws their fists except journalists Who throw footwear Footwear All he wanted was to hit Bush on the nose His sole…
Politics
Tory
Video of the song from The Ross Boys EP by Half Bam Half Whisky
Kez
Kez, I can almost remember the Labour Party That time you told them that you wanted autonomy And Kez I thought the only lonely place was in your head Kez is your father as bold…
Jeremy Corbyn’s Beard
Hi my name is Steve And I’m the beard Of Jeremy Corbyn You might think it weird The fight starts here Or at least tomorrow morning The revolution will not be televised But it will…
New Scotland
I was fifty years when I wrote this song I’m still fifty now but I won’t be for long People ask me when will you grow up to be a man But I still…
Uranium
Reality stars directing our fate and we’re praying it’s not too late Uranium Raving psychosis and whispering kittens Bright orange coupon and Mexican mittens You all know what uranium is Nuclear weapons and other…
Werrity!
Liam Fox shafted. Available on the album ‘Caledonian Mercury Music’
Loans!
Baby look at me I’m on the BBC I’ll throw a couch out the window in a minute I’ve got a fire extinguisher, me And I can set it free In the future I will…
Hannah Bardell
Hannah Bardell SNP Hannah Bardell SNP In the HOP in your Scotland top Hannah Bardell SNP Hannah Bardell SNP Your business attire is on fire Hannah Bardell could it be You’re gonna show every MP…
Dischord
Where there is harmony, may we bring discord. Where there is truth, may we bring error. Where there is faith, may we bring doubt. And where there is hope, may we bring despair. Margaret Thatcher’s…