David Marshall
Just when we thought we’d won the match Serbia scored in the last gasp Extra time was agony And then it went to penalties Wish I could be David Marshall The pubs were shut…
Just when we thought we’d won the match Serbia scored in the last gasp Extra time was agony And then it went to penalties Wish I could be David Marshall The pubs were shut…
Day after day Public money is paid out to parasites called royalty And one prince isn’t sweating He can see that we’re all just fools And he never gives an answer But the nonce…
In Nineteen Hundred and Seventy Eight It looked like things would turn out great But as it happened, they were bleak For Willie Johnston, speed freak He was framed, he didn’t cheat Willie Johnston,…
Aberdeen anguish Mind yer virus Oh dear, Nicola Sturgeon’s really mad at Aberdeen Now eight of their players have been placed in quarantine They went out for a drink and what do you think…
A is for Aberdeen – where I was born and my mate Ross Thomson who represents the constituency Aberdeen South following the glorious election of 2017 B is for Bungle – our pet name…
Press ups? Get down on your knees Ya pair of dungarees Fucking press ups? Get a grip ya twats Get some yoga mats Ya downward facing dogs It’s the terror of knowing these cunts…
A gathering, a protest march What’s the difference? Here’s a chart I’ve got some figures, and an app Isle of Wight – stay in Massage the numbers, dirty tricks Cheltenham, Stereophonics Allowed out to…
Boos, Donald, it’s boos That’s what you are hearing We can’t hear the news For all of the jeering Even at the baseball game The crowd can’t stand you It’s boos, Donald, it’s boos…
When Fabio Fognini met Andy Murray, it was ‘Mate, shut up!’
by The Flasks Brush Brush Brush Kill that plaque With a brush attack Brush Brush Brush Say no way To tooth decay Floss Floss Floss Dig out, defeat That unfinished sweet Smile Smile Smile…