All I Want For Christmas Is A Torphichen Inn Away Kit
I placed a Torphichen order at the Torphichen Inn I’ll have a long Torphichen glass of Torphichen gin And what do you do for fun around these Torphichen parts? You got any Torphichen snooker or…
Sport
It’s A Fine Life
Small pleasures, hidden from the treasury – who would deny Jimmy Carr? Oh His tax avoidance measures are the same as Gary Barlow They’re loaded, they’ve hoarded millions from DVDs They never tire of it,…
Hannah Bardell
Hannah Bardell SNP Hannah Bardell SNP In the HOP in your Scotland top Hannah Bardell SNP Hannah Bardell SNP Your business attire is on fire Hannah Bardell could it be You’re gonna show every MP…
Rangers In The Shite
Rangers in the shite exchanging asssets Wond’ring if Craig Whyte Has shit his pants yet, he needs to hold tight Before he follows through. Something in your Ibrox chairman’s meeting, Something in your smile said…
I Wanna Marry A Muirfield Member
I want to marry a Muirfield member And keep him company I want to marry a Muirfield member And be his caddy I’ll polish his wood by the light of day And shout Fore! and…