After Ross Thomson’s embarrassing display of sheer fuckwittery on Questionable Times last night, everyone can now say ‘I’m sorry for your Ross.’ Listen again to his Abba inspired eulogy:
This is the story of two Scots Tory MPs
One likes to play with swords, one doesn’t like gypsies
I got them mixed up in a song
One’s not a referee
I’m sorry but they all look the same to me
So If you hear me, can you forgive me?
R.O.S.S.
I’m sorry that we ended up in this mess
So to Mrs Thomson and Douglas’s mum
I’m sorry for your Ross
Now can we just move on?
You’re not the Ross MP now
You’re not the Ross MP now
You’re not the Ross MP now
And you’re not too smart
Which Ross MP are you now?
Which Ross MP are you now?
Which Ross MP are you now?
Are you slimy or thick?
Life is unfair
from the EP The Ross Boys by Half Bam Half Whisky. Listen here
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