We are the Village Green GPS Society
God save Donald Trump, vaudeville and variety
We are the Desperate Dan Appreciation Society
Let’s fit every knife with a tracking device yeah
Preserving the old ways from being abused
Rejecting the new ways and the EU
What more can we do?

We are the Draught Bill Preservation Society
God save Meaningless votes and old Mother May Riley
We are the Custard Pie Appreciation Consortium
God save the George Cross and all those who were awarded them

Preserving the old ways from being abused
Rejecting the new ways and the EU
What more can we do?

We are the Sherlock Holmes English Speaking Vernacular
Help save Rees Mogg, Moriarty, and Dracula
We are the elite Persecution Affinity
God save little shops, china cups and virginity
We are the No Second Referendum Affiliates
God save Tudor houses, antique tables, and billiards

Preserving the old ways from being abused
Rejecting the new ways and the EU
What more can we do?

We are the Village Green GPS Society
God save Donald Trump, vaudeville and variety
We are the Desperate Dan Appreciation Society
God save strawberry jam and all the different varieties

with thanks to @Tucker5law, @IvorGCampbell and apologies to Ray Davies

from the album A ‘B’ Road by Half Bam Half Whisky, available here: