Carlaw Jackson

And he’s off!


He got carried away in a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout
Talkin’ ’bout Carlaw Jackson
What the fuck are you banging on about?
Carlaw Jackson, he’s gonna blow a fuse,
Yeah, Carlaw Jackson,
Look out Holyrood

They got rid of Ruth Davidson, the bauchle who endorsed the rape clause,
Now they’ve got Carlaw Jackson, who Boris Johnson’s got by the baws
Carlaw Jackson, he’ll do what he’s told to,
Yeah, Carlaw Jackson,
Look out behind you

Well, go on Carlaw Jackson; go ahead and wreck your health.
Go play your hand you big-talkin’ man, make a big fool of yourself,
Yeah, Carlaw Jackson; vote for any deal you can
Yeah, Carlaw Jackson, red faces all round man

When he breezed into the chamber, he was a-waiting for the MSPs to bow (Hah!)
He said the SNP gonna make me, teach ’em what they don’t know how,
Carlaw Jackson, he thinks that he’s the guy
Carlaw Jackson
Decidedly small fry

They’re laughing at you Carlaw Jackson, and dancin’ on a Tennents keg
They’ll lead you ’round town like a scalded hound,
With your tail tucked between your legs,
Yeah, Carlaw Jackson, you big-talkin’ man
Bye bye Carlaw Jackson, you’re a pure fandan

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2 Comments on "Carlaw Jackson"

  1. Gabrielle Hodge | July 30, 2020 at 8:50 pm | Reply


  2. Hay hat af ya like how you think madj Thistle in every window for yes to inde cheers

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