As one Neil joins another Neil’s GB News team, the Reckless remembers the former president of the National Trust for Scotland and non-historian admirer of David Starkey.
Neil Oliver, Oliver
He’s a historian and plonker
I think we can all concur
He’s definitely a bit of a tosser
Wavy locks and air of superiority
Wafting shite and hated by the vast majority
Such is the calibre of Neil Oliver
National Trust, if you must have a figurehead then just
Not this clown – capiche?
Why not get Cameron McNeish
He knows Scotland all over – he has been everywhere
Whereas Neil thinks we should remain in the yoke of the monarchy
I really don’t care for his views, or his hair
Thinks we are better together
from the album Slime Of The Times by Half Bam Half Whisky. Listen here